Iowana

ditch weed, wild hemp found in the Midwest USA.

you mother fucker, this shit's goddamned Iowana bullshit, I can't even get even a buzz, give me my fucking money back asshole.

by Pkuhnert September 28, 2007

...ion...

Ion is someone who doesnt understand reality. Ion likes to bash people behind their back and make them needlessly suffer. Believes everything their so called friends say about someone, especially if it's a George Clooney meme.

...ion..., you just never listen to the right people. You should call that girl and ask her what's up, even though you make fun of everything about her.

by Juuuusssstthetruuuuuth January 8, 2019

Iola

A sweet girl who’s a bit of a Netflix buff. She loves all and is really sweet. She always keeps her head high no matter how hard things can be. Every guys dream girl.

She trips up a lot, but she always fixes her mistakes. Her smile is a lie, underneath she is crying. She always tries to remain positive, and doesn’t let anyone get too close to her.

S

“Who’s that,”
“That’s Iola, pretty sweet girl,”

by Wowie11x December 8, 2017

Storm Lake, Iowa

It's a Storm Lake thing, you wouldn't understand.

Nuff said! Storm Lake, Iowa...cause you know you looked it up to laugh!

by baggidity gonghead October 23, 2011

ION

An acronym for in other news, used to abruptly segue into a different topic in the same post. Compare BTW.

... So yeah, my g/f is bound to dump me any day now. ION, Guitar Hero 3 is the awesomest thing in the history of stuff.

by adick87 January 12, 2009

IOHO

In Our Humble Opinion. Can be used when speaking as a "we", for a group and/or being puckishly "royal"-- as in the royal "We". I suggest reading it as AY-OH-HO, like Idaho without the D.

Lily: Why is it that when there's trouble, you boys are always nearby?!

James: IOHO, we're just pretty lucky when it comes to mischief...

by jude kristine September 12, 2014

Iona

Is the hottest girl you will ever meet. She is nice, smart, funny, and has surprisingly low standards in who she dates. You will probably never deserve her and you should just hold onto her for as long as possible(before she dies of an eating disorder). Since she is too nice she will lie and say that you are half as amazing as she is. WARNING these are lies.

I love Iona she is the best girl I have ever dated

by Lightskin Jesus January 1, 2018