The Awesomest 

A person who likes blue monsters and bosco sticks
Hates putting their clothes into the washer and dryer
Has the best smile and frown ever at the SAME TIME!!
Their Pouting skills rival the jedi mind trick
If the get really excited they squeek occasionaly

"Squeeeeek"
Dude what the hell was that?
That was Lauren shes the AWESOMEST

The Awesomest by Pendejo96 May 24, 2010

the awesomest person 

this person must be tall, smart, a basketballer, (: confident, smiley, outrageously funny, super duper nice, and an exceptional artist.

Brett is the awesomest person because he fufills the requirments to its fullest!

the awesomest person by Ally O. November 18, 2004

the awesome 

Stand at the top of a tall structure and make sure that there is something relatively soft such as grass, or a sleeping fat person, below. You should preferably be on the edge of some kind of overhang, such as a bridge.

Next, tie cheese wire around your neck - tight enough that it won't slip off under tension but loose enough not to choke you. Remember, you don't want to die looking like a Michael Hutchence wannabe. Nobody wants to be Michael Hutchence. Even Hutchence hated it.

Anyway, tie the cheese wire to something solid on top of the structure. Make sure that there is a good six or seven feet of slack. To traumatize any police, medical personnel or curious children who may investigate your corpse, write "I DID IT FOR THE LULZ!" across your chest. Now stand at the edge and glue your hands to the side of your head. If you are under the age of 16, you may wish to get a responsible but sociopathic adult to help you. Wait until your hands are glued solidly to your head. This has the added advantage of stopping you from calling for help if you change your mind.

Now jump off the structure. It'll only hurt for a second, when the cheese wire runs out of slack and slices through your neck. The overhang should stop you from bashing your now-severed head against the wall of the structure when the cutting motion jerks your body backwards.

You should hopefully land face down, although this is really out of your hands by now. Unlike your head, which is glued to them. This has the excellent effect of causing whoever finds your body to think that you have pulled your head off.

"What happened to him?"
"He did the awesome"

the awesome by Friendly Hobo September 23, 2007

Keeper Of The Awesome 

The 2nd in command of the world order. Right behind the 'Keeper Of The Universe...and stuff.'

The current 'Keeper Of The Awesome' is a guy from Australia commonly known as 'Jason Oberbichler', 'That Totally Awesome Dude Over There' and simply 'Jay'.

'Oh no-- My balance of awesome is like, totally unbalanced.'
'I'll call the 'Keeper Of The Awesome!'

Keeper Of The Awesome by Jacob Pantich September 12, 2005

The Awesome Blossom

When 3 men standing in a triangle hold the penis of the man to their right and also his arm. When the other two assume this position it forms a blossom shape when viewed from above. Finally, all three move their arms simultaneously in a rapid side to side motion.

The Awesome Blossom is the Wesley Snipes of Dutch Rudders

David: "Jake and Nik, that was an awesome blossom we had last night."

The Awesome Blossom by Sameeh January 12, 2010

The Awesome Package

Refers to a person awesome in every way; one who excels in beauty, brains, wit, humor, integrity and anything else they attempt. Also commonly referred to as a Patti Burris.

Excuse me, ma'am but I'd like to order The Awesome Package and maybe take you for dessert, too.

The Awesome Package by The Bombest May 11, 2010

bringing the awesome

The action of bringing the fun-ness, action, and entertainment to a certain place or scene.

"Hey man, are you coming to the party?"
"Yeah, I am gonna bring the drinks"
"Hell yeah, I'm bringing the awesome tonight!"

bringing the awesome by Vinnie M. March 13, 2008