f-tard

Significantly delayed, possessing extremely subnormal intelligence, mental development, or common sense. Whereas retarded indicates a physical or medical cause for the cognitive delays, an f'tard is someone who lacks mental facilities or intelligence without any discernible medical reason.

Don't be such an f-tard, quit trying to drink gasoline!

by Squirrleynuts March 26, 2010

F.U.I.H.

F.U.I.H. stands for fuck you im high. Used in order to refuse a request of action or even movement; while also reasoning for being forgetful while under the effects of Marijuana.

**(usually used in digital communication such as Facebook, texting etc...)

(in text)
Person 1: Hey do you want to go to the store with me?
Person 2: F.U.I.H.

by Corey_danger August 16, 2011

F@G

The name for a group on Xbox Live, short for "Federation of Asshole Gamers". The F@G are a bunch of a assholes who make everyone's day a little bit worse on Xbox, for their own personal enjoyment. F@G videos on youtube are a great source of entertainment.

Stop betraying me, F@G
You're a F@G, kid
Don't shoot me again, F@G
Give me my sniper, F@G

by I Need 2 Bukks September 4, 2009

L.M.F.A.O.

an abbreviation for saying: LAUGHING MY FUCKIN' ASS OFF

HAHAHAHA. that was very funny. L.M.F.A.O.

by Diego Delgadillo November 11, 2006

F.M.I

For my Information , the Opposite of F.Y.I(for your information),not telling someone a secret or personal details

It's not your place to know if i'm dating anyone it's F.M.I

by Namecreator August 4, 2008

S.N.A.F.U

Situation Normal All Fucked Up

by Phil September 20, 2003

N.F.G

Acronym for no fucking good. Commonly used in the oil industry when a peice of equipment is no longer in good working order.

Hey, make sure you write N.F.G on those old pumps to make sure they don't get put back in service.

by Benny Boots March 14, 2006