I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !

A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.

EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")

EXAMPLE 2

Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

bread head

Someone who is a big fan of children's singer/songwriter, Bread Harrity.

"We're huge Bread heads, we go to all the Bread Harrity concerts."

by CannibalCorpse666 May 1, 2009

La Brea Tar Pit

When your dick goes so far up her butt, it tickles the intestines and "tar" comes shooting out all over you.

John was slamming her with his Italian stallion, when he realized he woke the La Brea Tar Pit.

by Ethans5150 February 19, 2017

breacher

A turd that breaks or "breaches" the surface of the water in the toilet. Ideally without touching the sides although this variety is still a breacher it is refered to as the "leaner" variety.

How is your day going? Great, I had a breacher this morning!

by unsub April 2, 2005

breader

Word disparingly used by gay people to refer to straight people.

"Ha ha look at those dumb ass breaders arguing about their noisy ass kids!"

by LesboTerri October 23, 2007

Slice of Bread Challenge

Eating challenge where you have to eat a slice of white bread in under 45 seconds with no drink to help. Harder than it sounds, because it dries your mouth pretty quick. Not as bad as the cinnamon challenge. I expected it to be a breeze, but it was harder than I thought. Managed to get it in about 24 seconds though.

Lets do the Slice of Bread Challenge

by Dat_Arizona_Tea September 21, 2012

breadatarian

Someone who only eats bread.

OMG! This bread is amazing. Screw being a vegetarian, I'm going to become a breadatarian

by PeterD January 6, 2009