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The blind postman

A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.

Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.

The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.

The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.

As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?

Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"

"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
by ZeppelinCaptain December 18, 2021
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Ape in blind

When someone throws themselves into an investment, project, or trend without doing any research or thinking it through — just rushing in full force hoping for the best.
“Bro saw the coin pumping and decided to ape in blind… now he’s broke by Monday.”
by DjRob1337 September 9, 2025
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Blinding

1)-If an object or something comes in contact with you eye and makes you cant see.
2)- Sone one who’s looks are stunning and mesmerizing.
1)- waa dude somthing is in my eye it blinding
2)- waa dude look at her she is blinding
by Is_you_blind May 4, 2020
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blind trim

The faggoty way they trim paragliders in boulder.
He pulled the pecker out of his butt amd putt it in his eyes before blind trim check on his glider.
by Ghost of Paul Revere November 25, 2023
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Blind Racism

When someone perceives all actions of another race as bad and/or evil regardless of reality. This could also be considered violently racist. People who are blindly racist are unable to find fault in their own actions towards others of a different race.
Through Blind Racism, the man saw no fault in his own actions as he executed an innocent man of a different race.
by Lucifina Nightinger February 8, 2023
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Sexier than socks on a blind rooster

youre sexier than socks on a blind rooster, so sexy and hot
blake is sexier than socks on a blind rooster!
by bigbootybitchesbeonmydick March 3, 2023
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Blinds

A derogatory/offensive word used in the place of “curtains”. Mostly offensive towards blind people.
Guy: It’s too bright in here, close the blinds please.
Stevie Wonder: Excuse me, that’s quite offensive.
by yungbob May 4, 2021
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