A place you go to find peace and chat with others, ha na it's a shit show I've there would weather dab in public to be honest.
Bob: hey follow me on twitter

Theador: no it's a total mess over there
by Non existent sleeping schedule September 5, 2020
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Twitter, a place where a group of self important imbeciles tweet to each other.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019
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a place that no one will tolerate your f*cking opinion
'damn man, you heard about twitter' says a guy

'ye bro, heard that no one gives a shit bout what you like there'

'aight imma post i like anime'

*instantly gets cancelled
by quadruple_bingus May 20, 2022
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A copy of hell that is more chaotic
Someone - Hey, let's check Twitter.
Also another someone - You want to see hell?
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When you die, you're going to Twitter.
by Artyboi November 4, 2022
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A cesspool of shit where people get so offended by something so pointless that it becomes a problem for society.

If you use Twitter, here's a great tip for you that'll prevent you from being a piece of shit

Listen to Pink Guy's song titled "STFU"
When Kpop fans and other undesirable people realise Joji is Filthy Frank, they lose their dignity and they start spewing out things like "#canceljoji"

Twitter should be erased off the internet. It is ruining society and it is stopping human evolution.
by Lei Feng August 24, 2021
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Everyone writing vaguely interesting things that hold no meaning other than to distract and make you chuckle a bit as you relate to the empty punchline
Twitter is a mind trap that uses an algorithm to show you what the data profile made to fit your interests based off your internet activity
by A dank A$$ meme April 18, 2018
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