Teleplegic

(noun)A person who owns a cell phone but never brings it with them when they leave the house, which defeats the purpose of them having a cell phone entirely.

Ryan: Yo, call up Katie!
Dan: No point. She's a total Teleplegic, there's no way she has her phone.


Jon: Hey do you think I should call Carl and see what he's up to?
Jennie: Yeah, if you want to hear his voice mail. That guy's a total Teleplegic.

by DanMojolese April 3, 2009

Telephonic relief

To achieve orgasm through phone sex

Amy was suddenly alarmed that her telephonic relief may have awakened her parents down the hall.

by Felicity Church June 5, 2009

telefagic

Being a gay douche from afar.

Dude, don't be so telefagic.

by sue-yo-name August 10, 2009

teletalk

A person that telecommutes and becomes starved for social interaction, so much that when he returns to the office, all he wants to do is talk with everyone.

Jason, who we haven't seen for a month, corners people in the hallways and starts to teletalk...like we want to hear his life experiences for the last month.

by wallville September 19, 2009

Teledaddy

A male parental unit who thinks raising children can be done via long distance phone calls.

I was once a stupid girl who had a child with a teledaddy who's only contribution to our child is a long distance phone bill I have to pay for.

by thenatanator November 11, 2009

teleporatino

One who can teleport, such as Steve Jobs.

Steve Jobs.
Whoa, that Teleporatino teleported to my house and stole my iPod last night.

by jake6192510 November 24, 2009

telesthesia

previously associated with parapsychology, i posit a usage that simply denotes an individual's mind/body experience of multiple distances simultaneously.

collegial diaspora : telesthesia of the heart and mind.

by monpriere August 30, 2010