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blessings from afar 

Refers to where, after you sneeze loudly, someone located a long distance from you smilingly calls, "Bless you!"
Upon exiting a middle-aged friend's dusty workshop after visiting with him for a while, I let out a humongous, "Vwah-FWHOOF!", complete with an exaggerated "blasted off my feet from the explosion" high-jump. Another pleasant-natured dude who was mowing his lawn on the adjoining property cheerfully responded, "Bless you!", even though he was more than a hundred feet away. A small and "casual" gesture, to be sure, but I never forgot it --- there's just something special and memorable about blessings from afar.
blessings from afar by QuacksO September 25, 2019
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jafar from afar 

the jafar from afar is where you get on top of a table before you nut on your partners face and yell, ALLAHU AKBAR!!!... as you nut
person #1: Yo i did the jafar from afar on my girl last night.

person #2: No way how high did you go
jafar from afar by canadianinja June 14, 2023

"from afar" 

When somebody's mother looks good from a far distance, top-notch MILF quality, but on closer inspection isn't as hot as previously thought, but you would still not kick this mother out of bed.
Jackie's mom looks good "from afar". Wish I could always see her from that distance
"from afar" by Dwill February 10, 2007

My name is jamar i come from afar 

1. Jamar comes from afar
2. Ala akbar
3. Something u say when u come from afar
i ran 3 k to beat someone in a race. when i did i yelled My name is jamar i come from afar.

fangirl from afar 

i always be a fangirl, but i wont ever be able to see the people i fan over in person.
I would die to see taylor swift but i have no money, ill always be a fangirl from afar
The gap between a group of people created by a rogue fart
That fart smelt so bad it caused an afartheid
Afartheid by diagonal December 5, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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