by theDunson March 22, 2021
When somebody's mother looks good from a far distance, top-notch MILF quality, but on closer inspection isn't as hot as previously thought, but you would still not kick this mother out of bed.
by Dwill February 09, 2007
by BumStatusYo December 15, 2018
the jafar from afar is where you get on top of a table before you nut on your partners face and yell, ALLAHU AKBAR!!!... as you nut
by canadianinja June 14, 2023
Refers to where, after you sneeze loudly, someone located a long distance from you smilingly calls, "Bless you!"
Upon exiting a middle-aged friend's dusty workshop after visiting with him for a while, I let out a humongous, "Vwah-FWHOOF!", complete with an exaggerated "blasted off my feet from the explosion" high-jump. Another pleasant-natured dude who was mowing his lawn on the adjoining property cheerfully responded, "Bless you!", even though he was more than a hundred feet away. A small and "casual" gesture, to be sure, but I never forgot it --- there's just something special and memorable about blessings from afar.
by QuacksO September 25, 2019
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by brenda198913 August 08, 2023