(noun)A person who owns a cell phone but never brings it with them when they leave the house, which defeats the purpose of them having a cell phone entirely.
Ryan: Yo, call up Katie!
Dan: No point. She's a total Teleplegic, there's no way she has her phone.
Jon: Hey do you think I should call Carl and see what he's up to?
Jennie: Yeah, if you want to hear his voice mail. That guy's a total Teleplegic.
Dan: No point. She's a total Teleplegic, there's no way she has her phone.
Jon: Hey do you think I should call Carl and see what he's up to?
Jennie: Yeah, if you want to hear his voice mail. That guy's a total Teleplegic.
by DanMojolese April 3, 2009
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An assumption of a thing's final outcome or purpose.
Everything ends whether it ends well or not.
An assumption of a thing's final outcome or purpose.
Everything ends whether it ends well or not.
John's teleological views of the 2016 presidential election, was condensed into the phrase, "Circus Shit".
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