5 seconds of summer

Just another boy band for teen girls to drool over. They got famous after touring with another boy band, One Direction.

To claim this is not a boy band because "they play instruments" is just a way for their "fans" to justify their infatuation with another group of attractive boys.

The real reason for the band's popularity lies in their ability to be good looking and create generic pop hooks. Just like every boy band, ever.

OMG 5SOS! They play instruments!! No band has ever done that before!!!!!!!!!

5 seconds of summer? More like 5 seconds of suck.

by statesman May 23, 2014

skimmer

Navy slang for a sailors stationed on board surface ships, as opposed to submarines. Opposite of bubblehead.

Bubbleheads consider skimmers to be targets that just haven't been sunk yet.

by Ben Shofner October 16, 2005

5 Seconds of Summer

Another manufactured boy band thrown together by a money-hungry corporation to get a quick buck off gullible 10 year old girls. Much like One Direction, they're songs are the same thing: make an anonymous compliment to some girl, so every 10 year old girl on the planet will go: "OMG! He said that to me! I have to go buy more overpriced 5SOS merchandise now!" And that is the goal of these people. They're fans say, "They're not a boy band! They play instruments! Boy bands don't play instruments!" Yeah, honey, they do. They can't play them WELL. But they do play them. So does OneRepublic, and they're a shitty boy band.

Fangirl: "OH. MY. GOD! 5 Seconds of Summer released their new EP! And it's only $340! Can I get it mom?! They also have this new 5SOS jacket! It's only $150!"

by ledzeppelin1 August 19, 2014

Sex Summer

The best thing ever. Based in the summer of 2007.

Dude1: Yo, wanna go to Mardi Gras?

Dude2: Hell no! I'd rather stay here in fucking Sex Summer!

Dude1: Fuck yeah!

by Cruciverbalist June 21, 2007

summer teeth

An oral condition where some teeth are there, and some aren't.

That girl from West Virginia has some serious summer teeth!

Ever since the Stanley Cup Playoffs last season, he's been flashing a "mouthful" of summer teeth with every smile.

by Jim August 27, 2003

Summer (n.)

The true passion of Amin.

Summer and Amin lived happily ever after with a million foreign kids.

by Jenny August 3, 2004

Summer Gains

For weightlifters, powerlifters, and bodybuilders still in school, these are the gains made during summer vacation. Proper rest, unlimited access to food, and increased training capacity causes gains to skyrocket.

Lifter 1: Man, my body is wrecked. 6 hours of sleep, piles of homework, its killing my gains.
Lifter 2: I hear ya. I haven't pr'd in over a month. How long til summer?
Lifter 1: 1 month
Lifter 2: Thank fuck. Can't wait for them summer gains!

by GainTrain June 1, 2014