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im posting this while drunk

When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom
Im posting this while drunk
by Owner of a local car November 11, 2022
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Neo-posing

(A combo of neo and proposing): while on drugs, commit a crime against capitalism by spouting off the the most atrocious and ridiculous conspiracy based facts, trying to solve a given problem.
Bill Gates and John Kerry are currently neo-posing their way out of the climate crisis; they want me to pay high rent and eat bugs?
by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
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woman posting

When a female volunteers information about herself that nobody else cares about. Almost always a tactic to get attention from lonely simps on social media such as Discord, Facebook, Twitter etc..
Woman posting examples:

"I really want to get leg warmers."
"My brother is taking ages in the bathroom, I wish he would hurry up fr"
"Behavioral sciences are my interests. Following in the footsteps of my retired clinical psych and criminologist mother."
by alpruzoolams September 26, 2022
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Waffle Posting

When a post on an Internet platform relates directly to the Waffle House copy pasta
Jonny RaZer says to start waffle posting on all social media platforms
by Dont search Cussy January 15, 2023
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gatsby posting

Posting Instagram stories for the sake of reaching *one* specific person by publishing to hundreds of people,
like the Great Gatsby throwing lavish parties hoping daisy buchanan might stop by
i put out a gatsby post so she would slide into my DMs but she didn't even see the story

marina's gatsby posting so much recently, who's she trying to impress

teresa's gatsby post about gatsby posting didn't really get her the results she wanted
by int€rn€t€xplor€r March 6, 2023
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State-Posting

Trump has been state-posting since 2 am on his Twitter account again...
by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023
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Fish posting

A social media user that posts a photo or a fact about fish. Usually wholesome. Very fun and neat. I love fish posting.
User 1:"The longear sunfish has beautiful colors that include reds, orange, and teal. They usually eat insects and small fish."
User 2: you are fish posting.
by OrganDisplayer1912 April 24, 2023
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