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Puppet Master

That typical cocky twat who thinks he can click his fingers and you'll go running back.. Then when you do, you will not hear from him or see him unless he is bored and has nobody else (he will mainly get in touch when he's drunk), so he thinks of you because he knows you are vulnerable and appear available.

He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.

When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.
'Can you not see what he is doing? He is a puppet master walking all over you and you let him!'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'
by LBee1993 October 2, 2018
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swallow master

An elite cock sucker who always does three things except under uncontrollable circumstances:

Will not stop until you are completely spent
Will never miss a single stroke
Will never spill even one drop of evidence
Be careful man, she's a swallow master. You don't want to catch any feelings.
by Hoosierdaddy1 December 11, 2022
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Master key

A man whose key is used to open many locks.
Guy 1: Bro you keep banging all these chicks
Guy 2: Yeah bro, you know i be a master key
by Stiglover69 September 6, 2022
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master ponger

A guy/girl/they who’s so good at cup pong
Person 1: yo let’s play cup pong

Person 2: ok *proceeds to be super good at it*
Person 1: woah man your a master ponger
by Bohuslava October 21, 2022
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Chode Master

if your name is Blayne you are a chode master which means your penis in wider than it is long (LIKE BLAYNE)
dude do you know Blayne has a massive chode (yea i heard he's a chode master)
by Not_cynic May 9, 2022
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Master Grunwald

Master Grunwald a Smart, Strong, Ruthless man that looks over Grunwald Farms. Huge penis and is called Lord Grunwald to some.
by Gritty Mankey Man February 10, 2022
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Master Sloshing

Irresponsibly aggressive and wet female masterbation, usually soaking the shoes and socks to make a sloshing sound when walking: shoelaces must be untied.
"Did a pipe burst in your living room or something?"
"Nah, my girlfriend just finished master sloshing upstairs."

To be a Master-Slosher
by Shagnasty26 April 5, 2022
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