Pull a John

To Leave Randomly. This makes the people you were with previously wonder where the hell you dissapeared to.

Adrian : "I just saw the funniest thing today..."
*John Leaves*
Adrian : "And then I couldn't stop laughing"
Omar : "Where the hell is John?"

To Pull A John

by ItsCristian June 11, 2008

john hein

Member of the howard stern show and founder of jumptheshark.com.

Part of john hein theme song

He's a rich nerd, because of t.v guide jon hein's now a freekin millionaire, he sold jumptheshark and you know what's funny, the great big dork now have fuck you money.

by Fla.Fla.Flo.Fly October 27, 2007

john smith

An English name... contains two clichés.

guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?

by -\_/- December 28, 2005

John Merrick

People Magazine's sexiest man alive for a record four times. Despite his overwhelming animal magnetism he maintains humility claiming: "I'm not an animal..." His universal sexual appeal makes women swoon and turns even the most macho men into fairy poofs like Tom Cruise, Sean Connery, Malcolm X, Jerry Falwell, Bear Grylls, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Rosie O'Donnell, and the offensive line of the New England Patriots. The Real Doll company is allegedly planning to release a John Merrick doll complete with hood; it is safe to say that it will supplant "Charlie" as the best seller.

Ben: Hey Tom, with that three pounds of deli meat covering your body you kinda resemble John Merrick...
Tom: Really...that's unreal...I gotta go find a mirror to masturbate to while making sucking noises.

by Frank "ND" Giuffrida March 25, 2008

John Mode

an all-encompassing state of mind which allows endless possibilities to those who enable it. With John Mode ON, no other modes are required. It is superior to God Mode, Beast Mode, à la mode or any other mode conceived by man or nature.

When playing Call of Duty on Xbox LIVE I turned on John Mode and pwned those noobzorz.

by Dark Chocolate v2 June 15, 2011

John Steinbeck

An incredible author, born in California, whose books were mainly based in the agricultural pastures of California. Famous writer of novels such as Of Mice and Men, The Grapes of Wrath, and East of Eden, among many others. You should definitely try reading his novels.

I really like John Steinbeck's book.

by Britishbostonian August 10, 2017

John Lemon

The frontman of the Beets, brilliant song writer and musical Jesus. Decieved by the succubus Yoko Onion. He is bigger than Jesus and greater than you. Bow down.

John Lemon is the worst meme of 2016. Go die

by MemesForSand January 3, 2017