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internet predator

a ferocious beast, which stalks and devours the poor unwitting internet. They measure between 3nm and 17feet, and often can be found lurking in forums.
OH NO's! the internet predator ate my myspace! I hope it chokes on my favorite movies and dies!!!
by rocktopotomus November 15, 2006
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Internet Hobo

An internet user, squatting on another persons connection, possibly due to moving home and not having a connection of there own.
I've just moved house, so at the minute I'm an internet hobo. You can still contact me though as I'm stealing my neighbours WiFi.
by Chronicfathead September 28, 2008
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internet explorer

A website designers nightmare.

You have to go completely avoid or spend lots of time working on exactly how you want your site to look to conform to the standard.
I wish Internet Explorer wasn't the most popular browser in the world, everyone should download Firefox.
by Tommyharding November 29, 2006
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Internet users

internet users are stupid people with no lives using facebook or twatter or wasting time searching and playing online games or getting illegal files
lazy internet users they are.
by itssotrueistform August 24, 2016
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lol internet

what a REAL e thug says during an odd, silent situation.
1. someone: wtf n00b
e thug: ..lol internet
someone: lol well placed lol internet
by Kenzaki December 19, 2005
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Kettering internet

1. Slow as all hell.
2. Something that Kettering IT seemingly has no control over.
3. Form of torture subjected on Kettering freshmen to weed out the weak hearted.

Also see 56k.
Kettering internet is slow as all hell. Kettering IT obviously has no clue wtf they are doing. It has gotten so bad that a freshman recently ripped off his own testicles to take his mind off the pain of such slow downloads. I wish I had 56k.
by Kettering Student May 25, 2006
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Internet Troll

A person, often hiding behind a fake name and a fake photo who derails the topic by attacking the commenter and/or changing the subject. A troll is different from a participant in a conversation who disagrees with a post or article and sticks to the topic presenting their opinion in a respectful way. They often use personal attacks, bad language and lack of respect toward participants while adding nothing to the conversation at hand.
A post on sexuality.

Commenter A agrees with 3 points made but disagrees with 4 points made.

Commenter B agrees with all points made.

Commenter C agrees with no points made.

Internet Troll attacks Commenter C with name calling and bad language. Tries to get Commenter D E & F on board.

Commenter C asserts that rhey like the discussion but percieve it differently to the poster because of...

Internet Troll: 'You're a dumb **** You're an ***** You're lying. You're projecting. Attack, derail, attack, derail, attack
by Feminista October 11, 2014
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