Golden Handshake

When your in firecamp and have to apply goldbond powder to your nuts. You then try and shake someone's hand with your powdery nut hand.

I got Reeder with the golden handshake in firecamp this morning.

by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024

Handshake

Thumb in the pink four in the stink.

When I had sex with her for the first time I had to be a gentleman and give her holes a handshake.

by Caulkcogan October 17, 2020

shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

by villos69 May 8, 2017

Leprechaun handshake

When your wife or girlfriend gives you a hand job on St. Patrick’s Day.

Dude, I met this girl at a party last night and she gave me a leprechaun handshake!

by Rrosengurg12453 March 17, 2020

Gemini Handshake

The common greeting by two human males who identify as being born between May 21 & June 21 where the two greet by the tips of their dicks touching.

Similar to docking, this is open to both circumcised and uncircumcised participants.

Approx 82% of Gemini Males will confess to having participated in the Gemini Handshake at least once in their lifetime!

I saw Lucky the other day, gave him the good old Gemini Handshake!

Hey Mitch! *dicks touch* Good to see you man!

by Gemini Drummer August 24, 2025

english handshake

When a gentleman, or a bloke, places his dingus on the shoulder of another person as a form of endearing greetings.

I was on the train cart and recognized a long time champ I have not seen in ages , so I put my dingus on his shoulder and he instantly recognized me! That's an English handshake. Anything else is an insult to the relationship and should result in a duel.

by Colonel Stinkwater April 19, 2018

dp handshake

A sex act, wherein one hand is inserted into both the anus, and vagina, and contact between the hands is made through the membranes separating the two tracts. Also known as a 'DP High-5'.

Aaron: Dude, you go out with that chick last night?
Sam: Bro... Yeah... Fucked up too.
Aaron: Oh yeah? You tag that shit?
Sam: Gave her the DP Handshake, bro.
Aaron: No way!
Sam: Way. It was really weird. I don't recommend it.

by Don's Johnson November 28, 2017