funcret

to seal things up

hows the funcret going

by funcret February 2, 2025

func

Either the function = party/location.

or
Fun unc = uncle/uncool

gonna head to the func with the func

by n4tch January 28, 2026

Funcshtain

A super dumb slang word for boobs that’s only used by total idiots. It’s the kind of nonsense you’d hear from someone who isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed and probably struggles to tie their own shoes.

"Yo, check out the funcshtains on that girl!"
"Shut up, Dave, you sound like a total moron. That’s the dumbest word I’ve ever heard."

by Benboq March 3, 2026

Fancytalk

When you say a word in a conversation that doesn't actually match the real definition of the word you're talking about, but the context around it makes it sound like it totally makes sense.

"This meeting was so productive... we really orchestrated the whole agenda. Orchestrated is fancytalk.

by Gjun March 16, 2026

FunctionHead

Adjectif

An individual who is often seen or visit a function frequently. Usually, the individual is seen at the school function where they have fun (in the washroom, i.e tooch, vape, e-cig, drug, etc). Thus, they get the adjectif function head for themselves.

See you in the washroom at the function, Rank 1 FunctionHead!

by Yeh ya February 28, 2025

Funcarian Squiggler

A human baby. Derived from the portmanteaus "fun to carry" - fun carryin' - funcarian, and similar portmanteaus "squirm" and "wiggler" - squiggler. It is used as a playful alien-sounding nickname.

My Trekkie uncle will soon be the proud dad of a new funcarian squiggler.

by Alkuna March 21, 2025

func

(plur. funcs) In school terms, it can also mean functions in maths. Most prefered to be used in texts rather than in person

P1: Dude, did you understand the funcs in today's exam???
P2: yeah but i didnt understand the exponential func

by isnt.that.useful June 4, 2025