crotch crud 

the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.

Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?

crotch crud by SeriousSkippy August 6, 2021

Crotch rocket

Crotch rocket, a crotch rocket is a term for a motorcycle or cyclist that likes to gloat about having more than 2 cylinders, common things said by riders that own these bikes are that Harleys are slow, when in reality there trying to compensate for there tiny dick and how they think there special, these riders commonly are what are considered (see squid) squid, by old bikers for there lack of riding skills and how they act stupid on the road.

Jim: Look at the bozo on that crotch rocket
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders

Crotch rocket by Fucurbbrjcusve August 13, 2021

Crotch Paste 

The gooey buildup of sweat, baby powder & dead skin that accumulates on/around a person's genitals after going without bathing for an extended period of time.

I tried to give him/her some head, but all the crotch paste grossed me out

Crotch Paste by Kommissar August 24, 2021

Crotch slinger

A subpar avid Only Fans user with ~50 followers on the gram that sling shots her pussy and/or his dong to anyone who accepts it. Think of a freshman in college, a two bit or most notably a 2021 prostitute.

Look at this crotch slinger going after anyone that’ll take it. That two bit is always crotch slinging!

Crotch slinger by crotchdong October 29, 2021

Crotch Goblin 

Demon child, anti-christ; criminally insane adolescence

These crotch goblins are driving me crazy

Crotch Goblin by godsWork November 15, 2021

Crotch Goblin 

When a man cums in a womens mouth while he knees her in the crotch and pulling the womens cheeks, as she kneels.

That guy definitely crotch goblined that girl over there

Crotch Goblin by Myarenda November 18, 2021

crotch wave 

that feeling when you are suddenly moved up suddenly and you get a weird feeling in your crotch.

Chris: Dude You went down too fast on the seesaw I got crotch wave
Charlie: Oh sorry man

crotch wave by friggles December 18, 2021