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For purposes of modern slang, the word was originally developed as a combination of the words COCK and CUNT for the radio show "Taste of the Goods." CUNK sounded too much like CUNT for radio. CANK made a better sound for a non gender specific insult involving the genetalia. The final meaning of "cank" is dumb, and doesn't speak (as when arrested), and this stems from old english theives slang. It is also exactly what happens when someone has a cank in their mouth.
I enjoy eating cank.
Don't be such a cank.
I'll bet they have HUGE canks.
My cank should meet your cank.
cank by Johnson Rice April 17, 2004
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When your so fat, instead of having an ankle, you feet go straight up to your calves
Fuck those cankles are huge!
Cankles by Hmgkjfukgfkh April 5, 2015
a word used as a substitute for thanks and cheers....
chanks for letting me stay at yours last nite
chanks by anony mouse August 5, 2004

cranktacular 

adj. so beautiful that it inspires furious masturbation. usually used to describe a woman.
That chick's ass is so cranktacular.
cranktacular by Elvis November 10, 2003

crankage 

crankage is turning up ur tunage to an extreme level so everyone can here it
"man, this party is lame, we need some crankage of some groovy tunage"
crankage by Remomike July 28, 2006
Alt. cranked up. The state of being extremely hammered but still not feeling like shit. The stage of being drunk directly before throwing up— you’re still feeling amazing.
Let’s get fucking cranked at Tyler’s party dude!
cranked by M. Anthony L. August 8, 2020