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Coroner's Cloth

Repeated flushing will not get rid of that turd which is so large it wont go down the loo after several attempts. It needs time to soak before its ready to be dispatched, but who likes to find poo floating in a loo?

The decent and well mannered thing to do is to lay a large piece of toilet paper, a "Coroner's cloth" over said turd, giving it time and dignity while it decomposes, before being flushed by the next user.
Who left this huge floater in here? They could have at least left a Coroner's cloth over it.
by motorbiking November 22, 2010
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turtlehead touching cloth

When you need a poo so badly your poo is pocking out your ass and nearly about to drop on your pants.
i need to go to the toilet i have a, turtlehead touching cloth
by Tommy North-Wat January 10, 2018
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A different change of clothes

Something anime characters don't have.
Anime characters have the same change of clothes. They need a different change of clothes.
by I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE AT!! February 19, 2021
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Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

Someone who definitely seems like a sub, but is actually a dom
I thought it would be nice dating the quiet girl, but it turns out she's a wolf in sheep's clothing, and I'm about to get my balls crushed...
by Morgan_Rose99 October 13, 2022
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loin cloth

A Cloth covering a mans genital region. Usually made of animal skin. Loin Cloths are close to pointless because they are lacking a back.
" Woah check out that guys sweet loin cloth"
" Gross"
by StephanieAlex April 2, 2006
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Cloutage Cheese

Cloutage Cheese allows you to gain clout through the eating of cottage cheese. It is basically the good shit that gets you into heaven.
"Every morning I eat a bowl of Cloutage Cheese so that I can grow up and have the biggest clout out of everyone in the world."
by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017
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cloctor

A person who repairs timepieces.
My watch just popped a spring, so I have to go to the cloctor to get it fixed!
by pentozali March 18, 2009
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