BlowJob
BlowJob by Matty Lee 2601 May 18, 2010
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An act of sex where one participant uses their saliva as a lubricating agent in an attempt to choke them self repeatedly on the recipient's (usually) rigid, hairy, poorly cleaned, veiny, swollen, throbbing, possibly infected male sex organ that, from a hole in the tip (also used for discharging urine) leaks an oily substance. This substance (seminal fluid) is a precursor to the blowjob's finale (orgasm) where when the level of sexual excitement peaks (accompanied by loud groaning, grunting, eye contact with the recipient's sexface, possibly unwanted facefucking and deepthroating), it spasmodically spurts a pungent fishy, chlorine or bathroom cleaner smelling, salty and bitter tasting, sticky whitish fluid into the mouth, on the face and in the eyes of the participant who then swallows and licks clean or spits out leaving only the taste.
Girls do this because they know that boys really like it and they are desperate to be loved and/or think that giving head will make them popular (it will). It will also reduce their level of class to that of a skank ho if not done properly and discretely. If you are notorious for giving blowjobs (good or bad) then you are automatically a skank ho. Those girls that talk about being experienced are automatically a skank ho. You have to give a blowjob like you mean it. You have to love to do it and you have to love the one you are doing it to. Otherwise you are a skank ho.
Girls do this because they know that boys really like it and they are desperate to be loved and/or think that giving head will make them popular (it will). It will also reduce their level of class to that of a skank ho if not done properly and discretely. If you are notorious for giving blowjobs (good or bad) then you are automatically a skank ho. Those girls that talk about being experienced are automatically a skank ho. You have to give a blowjob like you mean it. You have to love to do it and you have to love the one you are doing it to. Otherwise you are a skank ho.
Heidi was a sweet girl, but then everyone started talking about her because she gave Wayne a blowjob and he said she was no good at it. Then she gave more and more guys at school blowjobs to prove she had experience and skill. Now she is a skank ho.
blowjob by observer#1111 October 6, 2012
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Also known as blow job, BJ, and fellacio, a blowjob is how you drive a man like me up the wall. I imagine recieving a perfect blowjob and I know just how to do it.
1. Kiss chest, and drag it down to dick.
2. Massage balls with left hand, and dick with right hand. Do this until he is nice and hard.
3. Apply lips to tip of dick, and slowly flick it with your tounge.
4. Lick, drink, and eat any cum. This will cause immense sexual pleasure.
5. Make sure to hum and moan a lot. This will send him straight up the wall.
6. Continue the rubbing technique I showed you earlier, and don't stop rubbing.
6. As you suck harder, push dick in deeper and swirl tounge around faster.
7. And finally, if you really want to. Deep throat it. This is when he is most likely to cum.
With this perfect blowjob recipe, any man is going to simply go crazy. Especially me. I prefer it.
And remember: A blowjob is the best kind of sex out of the question. And the reason is the radically simple fact that it feels so good.
When I recieve a blowjob, it just makes my day.
2. Massage balls with left hand, and dick with right hand. Do this until he is nice and hard.
3. Apply lips to tip of dick, and slowly flick it with your tounge.
4. Lick, drink, and eat any cum. This will cause immense sexual pleasure.
5. Make sure to hum and moan a lot. This will send him straight up the wall.
6. Continue the rubbing technique I showed you earlier, and don't stop rubbing.
6. As you suck harder, push dick in deeper and swirl tounge around faster.
7. And finally, if you really want to. Deep throat it. This is when he is most likely to cum.
With this perfect blowjob recipe, any man is going to simply go crazy. Especially me. I prefer it.
And remember: A blowjob is the best kind of sex out of the question. And the reason is the radically simple fact that it feels so good.
When I recieve a blowjob, it just makes my day.
blowjob by I like cocksuckers. August 9, 2012
Irish Blowjob
An incredibly unpleasent blowjob that comes from crazy irish girls. It would be similar to a rabid dog attempting to suck your penis, incredibly unpleasant which is why you do not want crazy Irish girls sucking you off.
I thought the Guinness factory would be a gold mine, until I took that slut back and she gave me an Irish Blowjob.
She was basically biting my dick, a straight up Irish blowjob.
She ate my dick, Irish blowjob style...fuck.
She was basically biting my dick, a straight up Irish blowjob.
She ate my dick, Irish blowjob style...fuck.
Irish Blowjob by franchiseplayer March 6, 2011
blowjob
a word that turns everyone on.
something almost every guy wants.
the act of giving a handjob with your mouth.
something almost every guy wants.
the act of giving a handjob with your mouth.
blowjob by ive.experienced.this December 2, 2011
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Yo, I told dat fool to give me a blowjob sampson, and he obliged. Afterwards, he needed a Gatorade because his mouth was so dry.
blowjob sampson by El Conquistador20139 December 20, 2013
Blowjobble
A group of blowjobs, usually in close proximity. This can mean in the same room, or possibly in separate rooms but closely located in the same time and space.
That party contained a blowjobble. A lot of women were giving blowjobs next to one another. And I was stuck watching. As usual.
Blowjobble by Read_Write_Kink January 6, 2014