Lehigh Valley 

The third-largest metropolitan in the state of Pennsylvania, as it is known by non-Lehigh Valley residents. It consists of the cities of Allentown, Bethlehem, and Easton located in Lehigh and Northampton counties. Scrape off the gloss and it is in fact a TIME WARP. It is a place where conservative, WASPY middle-aged residents inhabit as well as younger parents with children go to raise families and clog the roads with their horrendous driving skills. The area has gained attention in recent years, as evidenced by a new casino in Bethlehem and the Promenade Shops at Saucon Valley. Yet in spite of these progressive improvements, people here are stuck in the 1950's and firmly resist change. Perhaps thats due to the fact that there are so many old people as well as gun-loving, pickup-driving hicks who think that the Gap is upscale shopping. The speed limits are set far to low as way of accommodating the slow drivers who can't merge to save their lives. Travel guides and tourism agencies boast its "proximity" to Philadelphia and New York City however there is no meaningful connection to either of those places whatsoever. The Lehigh Valley disguises itself as a peaceful middle ground between the more expensive metropolitan areas found to its south and east, when really it is just like any other decaying, Rust Belt place in Pennsylvania. People who choose to live here think that the "Valley" is the best place on earth. Don't buy into it. Move somewhere else.

Mike: "So where are you from?"
Ted: "The Lehigh Valley"
Mike: "Oh. I live in Bucks County which is ten times better and a hell of a lot closer to Philadelphia".
Ted: "Actually, I love where I live. Being surrounded by white, Republican NRA members is a blast!"

Lehigh Valley by aquarius32 December 24, 2009

Grand Valley State University

A school that is not last chance but dead close. You pay a reduced rate for a college that is filled with: Regular white people, white people who hate black people, white people who do not know what the term African American is, and white people who think capitalism in Africa will solve all their problems.

Also you pay for a Police force that shoots people because they are hyped up for even a doughnut. Some parts of the school are cool. Not really. Parties. Dont exist. Why do you think they all come to schools like Michigan State to party.

Be warned the women are either stuck up or loose. No one can hold their beer down and no one knows what liquor is or how to use it. Paranoia of "getting in trouble" (OH NOES!) is everywhere. Dont think you can enjoy a party without the host telling you to not be so loud the cops are at the door or that you have to leave because you pissed off the balcony.

"Whats going on this weekend"

"My boi is having a Golf Pros GV Hoes party wanna come?"
"Naw, I think Im going to party at State."

GV Bro: " Yeah this one time I smashed a girl with 8 shots in me. Then I went back and took two more and passed out."
MSU Bro: "Cool story bro." *Smashes a fifth then fucks the GV Bros Bitch"

GV girl: "Lets drink wine."
Western Guy: "*Slap*.....Just STFU."

Freshman: "Yeah so I calculated it out and for my major LCC looks really good then I will transfer to state."
Mom/Dad: "OH GAWDDDD NO! YOU WILL GO TO Grand Valley State University"

Grand Valley State University by yesman1990 March 9, 2011

otter valley 

thee gayest school on the PLANET. it goes from dumb little seventh graders to crazy seniors. be prepared for anything....... because ANYTHING WILL happen to you there :]

1: "Hey, what school do you go to?"
2: "'Otter Valley.'"

otter valley by Xx_AzinDrak_xX June 19, 2009

silicon valley 

the space between the fake boobies, the twins, breasts or tits. butt chest. clevage.

check it out man. I can see silicone valley through that shirt

silicon valley by killer cheese wedge February 24, 2003

Dougherty Valley High School 

It's a wonderful school that restricts traditional unhealthy behaviors such as the senior cut day and April Fools prank and encourages excellence exemplified by the rigorous academic competitions and a proud-worthy API score of 907. It is known for a cooperative administration, a specialized focus on standardized tests, and active treatments to student complaints.

"Have you heard about Dougherty Valley High School?"
"Of course. I would love to go there. People set such heroic goals for themselves. What I love the most about the school is that the staff reflects the ‘Dougherty Valley High School Expected School Wide Learning Results’ beautifully by treating all people equally and not holding any bias opinions against certain individuals.”

Dougherty Valley High School by APGliff August 29, 2010

Y.V.H.S (yucca valley high school) 

the shittiest highschool a frehman can ever go to.

joe had to go to Y.V.H.S. he said its the shittiest school you can ever go to as a freshman.

Y.V.H.S (yucca valley high school) by nicky howen May 1, 2004

Apple Valley 

A town in the High Desert in California. It's not big or party central but you can always find some cool as f*** people. It's know for it's Joshua trees and being the home of Roy Rogers. It's got 2 movie theatres and some pretty bad ass restaraunts like Mama Carpinos. Some people act like stuck up ho's but most people are cool. It's the perfect place to live if you want to hang wit your besties and just bullshit!

Teen1: I live in AV or Apple Valley.
Teen2: I heard of that place, everyone's real dope and laid back. Like no one cares if you like a lil cush.
Teen1: You know it's like that if I live there! XD

Apple Valley by mexcellence July 29, 2011