Michael Jordan

The most fucking overrated player of all-time. People talk about him as if he was their daddy.

*LeBron attempting a one legged fadeway with his left hand with 5 defenders over him 50 feet from the basket because the shot is winding down* Damn, look at LeBron! Michael Jordan could do that in his sleep.

by UrKing91 November 10, 2019

pulling a jordan

When you fail in such a massive way that it can't be measured on the normal scale of failure.

That guy tries so hard, but when it counts he's always pulling a jordan.

by TY365247 July 13, 2011

jordan

A common name for geeks and or computer nerds, especially in Australia.

Jordan stayed at home and played WoW all last night!

by C-Doggy October 5, 2006

Jordan

A guy who toys with girls and is determind to ruin their lives by simply letting them fall in love with them but in the end letting them down.
Jordan 'the one which is decending' is right in that it's like the devil the angel that fell from heaven.
Bastard

Jordan: I want to go out with you
Girl: I know but I don't want to ruin out friendship
Jordan: We'll still be friends
Girl: But we won't
Jordan: I'm sorry I suck at this relationship stuff

Broken Heart

by socially awkward October 23, 2011

Jordan

the most amazing girl any guy could ask for. shes a midget and has the most amazing eyes ever. anyone she goes out with is one lucky guy. perfect in everyway , even though she'll deny it . every one she meets automatically loves her and if they don't there probably a fucking retard. oops what your language she dosen't like potty mouths

Did you see that girl last night ? ya damn what a jordan

by Cole Esno October 27, 2011

Jordache

a dead body found in unexpected circumstances.

derives from English scouse-soap, Brookside (now defunct) when Trevor Jordache was found buried under the patio - a truly classic TV moment.

"i was just walking the dog in the woods when i stumbled upon a large heap of clothing. When i looked more closely, to my horror i realised it was a Jordache."

by StymieSi June 11, 2006

Jordan Paris

Horse-toothed Australia's Got Talent auditionee and joke theif.

"Come on, Australia, ya know this one!" Yeah we know it, Jordan Paris, we know it because we heard it already!

by Lassoon August 23, 2011