mary janed

You eat so many edibles made by Mary Jane, you have to go to bed or hit the floor.

After those cookies I ate, I got Mary Janed and slept for 12 hours.

by Mary Jane 246642 March 29, 2021

pulling a jard

Being constantly under the influence in some way shape or form, for 7 or more consecutive days.

last week at the beach, Casey was totally pulling a jard.

by yaboycornbreadfdx June 28, 2018

Jaled

A gay homo cheater with xtra high netchode.

"g0t Jaled?"

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Jaede

Someone who is so sexually wanted. Moan with pleasure every time she is sexually frisked. You know you want her. Just admit it.

"Jaede your so freaking hot I want you"

by Jaede's secret admirer January 20, 2009

Jaredian

An incredibly amazing, smart, beautiful and awesome person who is a fan of the gorgeous, tall, talented, genius, Jared Padalecki. Because he has an incredibly large fan-base, his fans need there own name, which is Jaredian.

Jared: My fans now have their own title.
Jensen: Oh yeah?
Jared: Yep, they are that amazing... they are JAREDIANS!
Jensen: That's awesome!

by DEFFINITLYNOTBATGIRLJUSTSAYING January 6, 2011

jardel

1) (n.) one who makes a public sexual advance on gnomes or smurfs, whether or not the object is willing. Often, a jardel has a small penis and instantly denies any wrong-doing.

The crime rate in the homosexual community of Juneau has skyrocketed due to the constant emergence of jardels.

by gje January 8, 2005

jaded

A term used primarily by aging B-list celebrities, desperate reality television actors, and ill-informed high school students to express contempt, scorn, or pessimism toward a particular situation, person, event, or broader circumstance. The term enjoyed its peak of popularity when introduced into general usage by Stephen Tyler of the rock band Aerosmith and has been in severe decline since. The original usage of the term was as an adjective to describe being worn-out, dulled, or dissipated.

Jonathan has been jaded ever since his manager failed to land him a spot on Big Brother.

by khoush November 22, 2011