hairy anal hippo

having anal sex with a fat chick with a hairy ass hole

wow i'm gonna have hairy anal hippo sex with tiffany

by don-keyballs November 6, 2007

Happy Valley

The area where Penn State is located. The greatest place on earth for college. So named because everyone is always partying and happy!

"I go to Penn State, the heart of Happy Valley."

by portero August 30, 2006

Happyass

noun. Term of affection or disregard.

Get over here Happyass! We ain't got time for your piddledickin'around.

by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004

hairy beanbag

The adult male Scrotum.

Sarah tried to kick my leg and missed, hitting me instead in my "hairy beanbag."

Julie looked like she wanted it, so I directed her to begin nursing upon my "hairy beanbag."

After much stretching I was able to drape Mollie's face with my fleshy negation, my "hairy beanbag". Sealing her grill in the warm embrace of my glistening "hairy beanbag", although not tearing my "hairy beanbag", I surely put it's elasticity to the test.

by A pimp called 'Slickback' July 30, 2008

Happy-time

A time in a man's day when he becomes sexually horny and begins to masturbate

"hey man, whats up"

"hey dude, yo I brought over some playboy. and man is page 17 HH-OT!!!"

"oh shit man, its happy-time"

by kingyugi2000 August 17, 2009

Uncle Happy

The unofficial Pendako uncle. He is friendly, big, hairy, hands out beatings, loves you, is behind you, and he also is known for being unique.

"Uncle Happy just smacked that gobber up nicely with his left leg."

by Anonymous April 6, 2005

Five dollar happy meal

A blow job given by an Asian masseuse in a massage parlor.

Asian masseuse: you want special?
Client: yeah, baby, I want a five dollar happy meal.

by CommanD'OH January 1, 2010