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Go fuck yourself 

A colorful method of telling someone to either; a) shut the fuck up
b) go the fuck away
c) go annoy the fuck out of someone else
d) an all inclusive phrase of general distaste which includes a-c as well
Practice safe sex & go fuck yourself...

national fuck your friend day 

on April 9th you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend
I cant wait to shag my friend Tim, tomorrow its national fuck your friend day

fuck your shit up 

(v) Refers to inflicting damage or violence; can be done by ruining a business, venture, stealing one's girlfriend, or in any upsetting or ruining one's life.
"Yeah, you enjoy that fuckin' donut. I'm about to fuck your shit up."
fuck your shit up by Lambnesio September 16, 2008

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife 

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

Fuck your bitch 

Thug life moment usually said after something you can't do
"I can't tie my shoes but I can fuck your bitch"
Fuck your bitch by Holdmymuffin January 4, 2015

Russian warship... Go fuck yourself

-Brave unknown Ukrainian Soldier circa February 24th, 2022

Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and gravitas in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).
"Did you hear that? The Russian Navy wants us to surrender, hey Russian warship... Go fuck yourself"
Word of the Day on March 8, 2022