Skinny Wannabe Frenchie

A skinny white kid who took french class and got so obsessed with france that he painted a french flag on his ballsack. He gets very horny when people mention france or speak french, often saying "Suce ma bite papi!"

Bob: Have you heard about the skinny wannabe frenchie?
Joe: Yeah, he ejaculated on my foot after I said 'bonjour.'

by Professional Racist August 25, 2022

Jew, British and French Huguenot

the secret rulers of the world

I know about the Jew, British and French Huguenot thing. But nobody else does.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2023

French Connection

A sexual position involving three people, combining oral and vaginal (or anal) intercourse. This is a subset of a menage-a-trois, and specifically refers to positions during which all of the sexual action is centered on one individual.

A classic French Connection is defined as a man sitting with a woman on his lap facing away from him, while a second woman performs oral sex on the woman receiving intercourse from the man.

John and Lisa gave their friend Samantha the French Connection.

by Peter Godly November 6, 2005

french lettuce

An endearing or playful term when referring to a well-used vagina.

The prostitute asked: "Would you like to nibble on my french lettuce?"

by Jamott February 14, 2009

french backwash

When you cum in the chicks mouth then slap her across the face with your wallet.

Kari- My mouth still hurts from yesterday.
Mrs. Stratton- What hapened?
Kari- Al gave me some french backwash after i gargled his marbles.

by Dusty Cox July 21, 2009

French Handshake

The accidental male to male contact which happens during double penetration

"Dude, what just happened there"
"I don't know man all I know is that we were fucking the shit out of her and we got locked into a French Handshake"
"I'm going to have to scrub my nuts for an hour after you did that bag work on me"
"I'm not worried about that so much as the eye contact...Bro never make eye contact!!!!

by samweis July 9, 2010

Romantic French Kiss

This is a slower version of a French Kiss (that one is more of a sexual kiss -- a faster paced one)...

Hey... that was one good kiss that you gave me... I thought it seemed like a romantic french kiss to me.

by Hummina Hummina February 20, 2009