Herpe Dealer

a man or woman who deals in the relms of STDs & STIs specifically Herpes. They generally keep busy by giving the herpes to unsuspecting indvivuals.

"oh fuck dude i think i have herpes, i slept with Kristie last night and she is huge herpe dealer."

by G.M & M.V February 16, 2009

Dealighted

Overjoyed at the mind-blowing or wallet-friendly deals and promotions that are on offer at supermarkets or shopping malls.

Mrs. Jones has ever been so dealighted before that she’s so far sent no fewer than 500 SMSes to relatives and friends informing them about the sexy offers.

by MathPlus April 14, 2021

dealie

something you say when you don't know what something is could be used as an exclamitation of pain, used to state an emotion, or meaning cool. Invented by Mickle Pivik last year.

1) "Hand me the dealie."
2) "Have you been to the dealie?"
3) "Were's the dealie?"

by Stanley Gorzelnik March 20, 2003

Drug Dealer

"A man that only wants to see you happy"
-Quackity

A nice quote from Mexican gamer Quackity when he was trying to be a drug dealer in Minecraft and offering drugs to Tommyinnit and Tubbo's sister Lani.

by idisijididi May 12, 2021

dealer's choice

The freedom to choose where you come without question, whether it be pussy, ass, or mouth. This is only available to partner's who have earned the trust and have permission.

Yes, please come in me wherever you want, dealer's choice.

by Fr4ulein December 19, 2020

dealie

Originated in an episode of the Simpsons. Used by fucking idiots who cant tell the difference between their assholes and a hole in the ground. They use this word because they cannot speak english and have trouble naming simple objects. Used in place of a noun.

Dude, I ve been drinking for three days, what's that dealie we use to funnel the beer?

by Qbert November 3, 2004

dealismmmm

A person who pretends to be a WWE Icon; claims Vince McMahon is a person friend; is waiting for the call from Vince to come and join WWE programming as a superstar.

Dealismmmm: Vince won't call me because he knows I will KILL the competition.

by TheOneTruBitch March 29, 2004