Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!

"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

Cranked

The swiss army knife of words. Cranked can be used in any context as an emotion or state of being. Is someone too drunk? They’re cranked. Did you just get into a fender bender with the car in front of you? That’s cranked. Did you just win a radio contest for front row tickets to a concert? That’s cranked! Did you friend just trip and fall and it was hilarious? That’s so cranked

“Bro, my ex just texted me.” “Dude that’s cranked”

by jntao August 3, 2021

Crank

Shake n bake

Stuff on the street could be crank

by Lefroy brown October 27, 2021

crankathank

The moment you reach full orgasm, whilst falling out of a plane

Person 1: Yo, did you go sky-diving this weekend?

Person 2: Yeah man! Fully hit that crankathank

by Radiatorpain November 20, 2021

Crank

To fuck

“Me and my home boys cranked…with socks on of course.”

by Twatgoddess August 23, 2021

crankwangon

a rough blowj0b given by an expert of the glizzy

partner: want a crankwangon

other partner: yeah i've had blue balls all day

by crankwangon giver September 11, 2021

Crank Cricket

A female willing to trade sexual favors for crank.

"That Becky sure is a crank cricket."

by YungCridMuzik.com October 18, 2021