Carpet Slider

A Carpet Slider is a small lesbian.

There goes a cute little carpet slider.

by Miles Bighorse October 3, 2017

Carpet smackers

A woman's boobs become carpet smackers when you take her from behind.

My wife's carpet smackers are smacking the carpet every time I thrust my cock into her when giving her what fer in the living room.

by thebumpasspodcast October 6, 2017

carpe’n on all those diems

Comes from the Latin saying “Carpe Diem” or, “Sieze the day” Carpe’n on all those diems means your going to crush this day or week!

Man I don’t know about you but today I’m carpe’n on all those diems

by Spookay69 November 30, 2017

carpet balls

The itchyness of one's gonads as though one has been fornicating on carpet.

Shit man, these undies have given me carpet balls.

by speech boy June 11, 2018

Carpool Jerkaoke

Masturbating in your car. Alone or together.

Looks like a traffic jam up ahead....let's get ready for some Carpool Jerkaoke.

by bateworld June 14, 2018

carpetdirt

The unmixed chocolatepowder or coffeepowder at the bottom of the cup that makes that last sip so intense.

"F*** you didnt mix my coffee well you c*nt, F***ing carpetdirt sh*t. MAKE A NEW ONE!!!"

by teppeskrot September 18, 2018

carpooltunnelsyndrome

A person who uses a car pool to travel to work, but is petrified to travel through an underground tunnel to get there

I have a fobia that brevents me from travel through an underground tunnel which is called ,carpooltunnelsyndrome

by Steveo50 August 22, 2018