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My wife's carpet smackers are smacking the carpet every time I thrust my cock into her when giving her what fer in the living room.
by thebumpasspodcast October 05, 2017
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A chili coma is induced when you realize that mommas chili is so good that you keep going after bowl after bowl.
Mommas chili is so good that I forgot that we were playing monoply and just kept going back after more bowls...and it put me into a chili coma...I lost monopoly.
by thebumpasspodcast February 15, 2016
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Gullett swimmers are sperm that make it to a woman's throat and swim down...all good girls should enjoy Gullett Swimmers.
by thebumpasspodcast October 07, 2017
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