tallahassee two-hand tug

grabbing the base of the penis with one hand and the tip of the penis with the other. then proceed to jolt your clenched hands together up and down the shaft of the penis until ejaculation.

Cassidy gave Justin such a good tallahassee two-hand tug that he could barely hold it in.

by Justine Escobar October 28, 2010

tushie tweet

A twitter message (tweet) that is typed out and sent via your tushie by mistake. Most commonly sent using a mobile device.

Lady Gaga made the phrase popular by responding to her own tushie tweet.

The tushie tweet:
@rafamterra $mkkkppo #andalogobusão®

The response:
Lady Gaga: I think I just tushie-tweeted by mistake! :) sorry! 16 hour 20 min till The Edge of Glory! X

by hausofgengar June 9, 2011

Tactical twist

When you get an inappropriate boner and have to twist/turn your body in order to hide it.

Most commonly used on the beach, pool, or other social occasions with pretty girls and loose swimming trunks.

- That girl is pretty hot

- Yeah, I know mate, I was forced to enact a tactical twist

by djbns September 20, 2011

scissor twin

the act of two lesbians scissor twinning it having sex with their legs spread like 2 scissors

Look at those two bull dykes scissor twinning it!

by azgurll February 20, 2017

Pearl Twirl

The female equivalent of a sword fight.

Do you want to go to the bathroom and have a Pearl Twirl?

by Deembee June 14, 2018

humboldt twist

When you get twisted up in an accident like the kids in the humboldt crash!

Jerry: did you hear about greg?
Mike: no what happened?
Jerry: he got into a car accident!
Mike: oh fuck he got that humboldt twist?

by humbytwister November 5, 2018

Heighternal Twins

Twins because of height

Kenzie: Faternal Twins?
Donavan: nope we’re heighternal twins

by Tykoi May 1, 2020