Stoner

A person who’s smokes blunts, bongs, and bowls daily

That guys is such a stoner

by Reetspanker December 20, 2018

Imaginary stoner friend

A imaginary friend that a stoner creates when smoking alone stoners can have as many imaginary friends as they want

1st Stoner: sup bro who you talking to

2nd Stoner: oh what naw I was just talking to rocky

1st Stoner: who rocky

2nd Stoner: my imaginary stoner friend who is a rock

1st Stoner: oh sup rocky want to meet mine

2nd Stoner: sure

1st Stoner: this merlin my imaginary stoner friend who is a turtle

2nd Stoner: sup merlin

1st

by anonymous December 9, 2022

stoneritis

A made-up (as far as I know) and also possibly temporary (depending on your decisions, once you get it) illness that you can get from being around stoners too much or possibly, even just getting touched, talked to, etc. by one where you also become a stoner yourself just from the influence of being around/touched/talked to by one or a group of them. It is usually just used jokingly to make fun of unwanted stoner people that are around you to make it known that they are not welcome around you.

*a stoner, still within earshot, almost touches you* "Woah, that was a close one! That stoner over there almost toched me. I could have gotten stoneritis. We gotta find somewhere else to hang out." (said to a friend)

"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."

by Mikey_Mausoleum January 14, 2010

Stoner

Jesse

Jesse is a Stoner

by 2PacSasakwa September 12, 2018

stoner swipe

When you are in the state of being 'high' or 'stoned', you accidently swipe/steal something from someone else.

Person 1: You still have my cd you could burn the songs off of it.
Person 2: Yeah I know, i stoner swiped it.

by zipideedoohdah January 14, 2010

Lady Stoner

Lady Stoner: a person who enjoys all forms of cannabis responsibly yet knows how to have fun

This lady stoner gets shit done.

by MJ_S September 14, 2020

stoner forest

when someone has a bunch of black ice air fresheners hanging from their rearview, it’s known as stoner forest. usually to cover up the smell of weed

look at all the little trees that dude has in his car! he must be in stoner forest

12 pulled me over because i had stoner forest in my car

by hardcøre.freakkk April 15, 2021