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An individual who is boring or bland; lacking special distinction.
Suzy: "So what's the new boyfriend like?"
Sally: "He's a potato."
Suzy: "A potato?"
Sally: "Yah, like if I was hungry and went and cooked a potato and ate it, it's good, it's a potato, but it's just a potato. He needs some chives or sour cream, or a motorbike."
Potato by Kendra Hobbs December 28, 2005

potato frog 

A type of frog that tastes like potatos. It likes the taste of paper. There is only one potato frog in the world, because THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE. If at any time there were two potato frogs, then the first one would go all granny on its butt.
I just saw the potato frog stuffing paper into its mouth.
potato frog by gothic chicken June 29, 2008

potatobitch 

When someone who loves potatoes is being a real bitch about something.
Jesus, you potato loving freak, you're being such a bitch over that money!
potatobitch by Maitias January 8, 2005

sweet potato 

A chubby person who is inexplicably attractive to others.
How does that sweet potato get so many bitches?
sweet potato by sweetestp April 9, 2010

cold potatoes

When something is lame, not cool, or undesirable.
Josh: Did you see that movie last night?
Ariel: Yeah, it was cold potatoes.
Josh: What..?
Ariel: You heard me. Urbandictionary that shit, man.
cold potatoes by plovestrees October 30, 2009

mashed potato sandwich 

An adjectival description of something as messed up as a soup sandwich.
Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."