Suzy: "So what's the new boyfriend like?"
Sally: "He's a potato."
Suzy: "A potato?"
Sally: "Yah, like if I was hungry and went and cooked a potato and ate it, it's good, it's a potato, but it's just a potato. He needs some chives or sour cream, or a motorbike."
A type of frog that tastes like potatos. It likes the taste of paper. There is only one potato frog in the world, because THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE. If at any time there were two potato frogs, then the first one would go all granny on its butt.
I just saw the potato frog stuffing paper into its mouth.
Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."