by Queen of all Good Things July 28, 2009

A relationship where it's okay to cheat, but it's not okay, because you never really decided it was okay in the first place. A person in an open relationship doesnt see the havoc this adds to their life.
Female in open relationship- You can touch my tits. I'd let your brother/sister touch my tits too.
Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.
Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.
Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.
What happened to there being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing (everything happens for a reason, everything leads to what comes next) is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.
Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.
Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.
Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.
What happened to there being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing (everything happens for a reason, everything leads to what comes next) is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.
by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020

by Dicklover6942056 January 25, 2020

I can't open the mic right now.
She used her last brain cell earlier this morning, so she said "open my mic" instead of "turn on my mic"
She used her last brain cell earlier this morning, so she said "open my mic" instead of "turn on my mic"
by carperro March 9, 2021

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A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
by InterpersonalCommunication March 5, 2025

This is used in the Australian universities, where a full mark is a 7 and 4 is a pass. Refers to a bunch of huslters who never watched a single lecture, winged an exam during the exam block, and walked out feeling relieved. 4 is an open door was a commonly used meme on Stalkerspaces where Anna and Hans from Frozen sing "Love is an open door". Hans is the evil prince Anna decided to settle after the first time she ever met a man.
Hey man, how was the exam?
It was crazy!
Crazy?
YOU:
All my life has been a series of doors in my face
And then this one… just slammed into my face
FRIEND, spoken:
I was thinking the same thing—'cause like—
I’ve been studyin' my whole life to earn that degree
And maybe it’s the caffeine talkin’ or the stress of week three
YOU & FRIEND:
But with you—(but with you, I haven’t watched a single lecture)
We found the strength to wing
And it’s nothing like I’ve ever known before—
Four is an open door
Four is an open door (door)
Four is an open door
With you (with you), with you (with you)
Life could be so much more...
FRIEND:
I mean, it’s wild...
YOU, spoken:
What?
YOU & FRIEND:
You and I were just meant to cram!
FRIEND, spoken:
That’s what I was gonna say!
YOU:
I’ve never met someone—
YOU & FRIEND:
Who panics just like me
Attacks! Attack again!
YOU & FRIEND:
Our mental synchronization
Comes straight from sleep deprivation
You and I were just meant to scrape by!
Say goodbye (say goodbye)
To the comfort of our beds
We don’t need to sleep anymore
Four is an open door
Four is an open door (door)
Life can be so much more
With you (with you), with you (with you)
Four is an open doooooor...
FRIEND, spoken:
Can I say something crazy?
Let’s just slay the pass.
YOU, spoken:
Can I say something even crazier?
I already spent my savings on a retake.
It was crazy!
Crazy?
YOU:
All my life has been a series of doors in my face
And then this one… just slammed into my face
FRIEND, spoken:
I was thinking the same thing—'cause like—
I’ve been studyin' my whole life to earn that degree
And maybe it’s the caffeine talkin’ or the stress of week three
YOU & FRIEND:
But with you—(but with you, I haven’t watched a single lecture)
We found the strength to wing
And it’s nothing like I’ve ever known before—
Four is an open door
Four is an open door (door)
Four is an open door
With you (with you), with you (with you)
Life could be so much more...
FRIEND:
I mean, it’s wild...
YOU, spoken:
What?
YOU & FRIEND:
You and I were just meant to cram!
FRIEND, spoken:
That’s what I was gonna say!
YOU:
I’ve never met someone—
YOU & FRIEND:
Who panics just like me
Attacks! Attack again!
YOU & FRIEND:
Our mental synchronization
Comes straight from sleep deprivation
You and I were just meant to scrape by!
Say goodbye (say goodbye)
To the comfort of our beds
We don’t need to sleep anymore
Four is an open door
Four is an open door (door)
Life can be so much more
With you (with you), with you (with you)
Four is an open doooooor...
FRIEND, spoken:
Can I say something crazy?
Let’s just slay the pass.
YOU, spoken:
Can I say something even crazier?
I already spent my savings on a retake.
by donteatfish April 8, 2025

by Strowbyca March 15, 2024
