Man-mossa

a scrumptious conCOCKtion of man spunk and orange juice

I am so hammered Tina I could gargle down a six pack of Man-mossas

by Hammyboi69 October 2, 2020

Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act

A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.

Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.

by QuacksO November 16, 2020

a moss

(verb) to make a jaw-dropping, defender-humiliating catch, typically of the jump-ball variety

Bro wtf he just did a moss

by anonymous November 17, 2020

turn moss

Where all the local high schoolers go to get pissed and high as fuck. Motive central. You often find the sketfords, vegans, or runners here with a bottle of vodka and smoking some week.

I’ll see you on turn moss Friday night

by Sammy boss December 28, 2020

abraham moss

the worst school ever in Manchester.The teachers and staff are horrible they force you to do stuff.Loads of fights tend to happen there aswell.

Child:Mum can I go to Abraham Moss?
Mum:Absolutely not!

by Galaxy_.Unicorn January 18, 2021

Swifty_mosshead

A man that never misses and is always speaking facts-verezy__

Hey you know swifty_mosshead

Ya he never misses

by Verezy__ April 10, 2021

Pete Moss

Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.

Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?

by Rascal-Flatts May 24, 2021