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Mocus
Adj. A state of unconscious, consciousness. Conducting business on auto pilot. Especially related to detoxification and the resulting state of mind.
After years of drunken clarity, Jan now finds herself in the occasional sober haze. Said Jan, "I was so mocus today, I thanked the Vending Machine for dispensing the bottle of Volvic."
Mocus by Anthony Orifice August 26, 2004
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mocus
The feeling an individual gets when they are pining for a member(s) of the opposite sex. This affliction is usually defined by the fact that its inception occurs based on the length of time since the individual last saw a member of the opposite sex. The yearning involved with mocus is defined strictly as a longing for sex or physical comfort. This word is usually reserved for the backwoodsmen and foresters of the the Northwest.
mocus by SouthForkSon June 20, 2013
Mocus
Smelling it, but not getting it
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Mocus is the slimey substance that forms around the bunghole of a whiskey barrel. Since consumers no longer buy whiskey by the barrel, the word has fallen out of use.
mocus by RockyOklahoma January 14, 2025
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scaley mocus by BigdaddyBJR August 28, 2009
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