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Adj. A state of unconscious, consciousness. Conducting business on auto pilot. Especially related to detoxification and the resulting state of mind.
After years of drunken clarity, Jan now finds herself in the occasional sober haze. Said Jan, "I was so mocus today, I thanked the Vending Machine for dispensing the bottle of Volvic."
Mocus by Anthony Orifice August 26, 2004
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The feeling an individual gets when they are pining for a member(s) of the opposite sex. This affliction is usually defined by the fact that its inception occurs based on the length of time since the individual last saw a member of the opposite sex. The yearning involved with mocus is defined strictly as a longing for sex or physical comfort. This word is usually reserved for the backwoodsmen and foresters of the the Northwest.
Ben got the mocus so bad on a camping trip he humped a log to splinters.
mocus by SouthForkSon June 20, 2013
Abbreviation of 'more focus'. Used in teams/organizations to remind people to move their attention to value creation.
Guys, mocus. Stop chatting about the weekend.
Mocus by gaffa80 October 24, 2017
Smelling it, but not getting it
That boy looks a frustrated, think he might have a case of the mocus.
Mocus by MixedUp May 2, 2020
Mocus is the slimey substance that forms around the bunghole of a whiskey barrel. Since consumers no longer buy whiskey by the barrel, the word has fallen out of use.
Don't drink directly from the milk jug, or it will get mocus of the bunghole.
mocus by RockyOklahoma January 14, 2025

scaley mocus 

a nasty growth on skin that grows quikly and has a foul oder
Haley woke up to find that some scaley mocus had grown on her face over night.
scaley mocus by BigdaddyBJR August 28, 2009
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