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Michael Vick

An Ex-NFL player who executed dogs with a bunch of his wankster friends. He used to play for the Atlanta Falcons, where he showed amazing talent, but was too stupid to know how to play quarterback. He is now scrutinized by many around America, but the black people in the inner city of Atlanta seem to feel sorry for him. This is probably due to the lack of education and common sense among black people.
Al Sharpton gave Michael Vick a blowjob during an NAACP meeting.
by taharris August 31, 2007
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Michael Scott Racist

A Michael Scott Racist is a generally well-intentioned person who tries so hard to be politically correct and to demonstrate that they are not racist that they show themselves to actually be racist. Named for Steve Carell's character on The Office who made a habit of being this.
Oscar: Both my parents were born in Mexico. And they moved to the United States a year before I was born. So I grew up in the United States. My parents were Mexican.
Michael Scott: Wow. Wow. That is... That is a great story. That's the American dream right there, right? Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides "Mexican" that you prefer? Something less offensive?

Kate: I'm not racist. I love all races, but especially Asians because although they're not great drivers, they really know how to run a buffet.
John: You're a Michael Scott Racist.
by Starburns2012 May 19, 2013
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Michael C.

The most amazing guy i've ever met. Sweet & down to earth, absoultely gorgeous and fun to be with. He's so trustworthy and easy to talk too. Any girl would be lucky to have him. Perfect in everyway.
by Shhhhh(; July 6, 2012
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Michael

Michael is always the jokester of the group. He can always make you laugh. Girls are lucky to be his girlfriend as he knows how to treat a girl and is extremely sweet. He's adorable and even though he's a bit weird its okay because he's just a generally awesome guy. He's not the best at sports but that doesn't matter, his girlfriend is always athletically talented. He's smart and always knows how to make you laugh no matter what mood you are in. You can tell him litterally everything and he'll listen and understand. He's a great friend and will always be there for you. He always put everybody before himself and is just great.
Fiona: Did you know Michael and Bella are dating?

Isabell: Bella is so lucky to have such a great guy like Michael.
by The banana guard April 26, 2014
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Michael

Need a guy friend? He is the one for you. If you ever need help around the place or a smile then you can just call Michael. He is a great friend and always knows how to make people laugh. He is always at your side to keep you up and down. Even though he is hard at work he is still attractive. He is always there when you need a little boost in your day.
by Flowy Sackson May 1, 2014
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Michael Clifford

An asshat who thinks it's okay to put milk in before cereal.
"Hey, have you heard 5SOS are releasing a new album, Youngblood, that you can pre-order on iTunes, on June 15th?"
"Yes but I'm not gonna cause the Michael Clifford is WRONG and I hate him and I stan Andy DeLuca now"
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michael

Michael has the largest penis of all his friends. His friends wish they could please women like he does.
Girl: michael, your penis is huge.
Michael: well my name is michael ;)
by viper2394 October 15, 2011
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