Monkey Rag

a special towel, shirt or other cloth object kept near your bed, preferably between the mattress and box spring, which is used to wipe up masturbatory ejaculate.

"John's monkey rag is getting stinky because he hasn't washed it in 3 months."

by strabble April 30, 2006

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monkey jeans

THe most expensive designer jeans next to prada. They are ususally priced at about $400 a pair and have Japanese drawings such as dragons on them. BY FAR THE COOLEST JEANS ON THE MARKET. I only have 1 pair because you have to sell 1 gram to get 1 pair.

I be rollin up in dem red {monkey jeans} and the ladies come up and through me stacks and tities!

by Rollin 60s n'hood CRIPS July 8, 2006

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Monkey Pussy

The act of tucking one's shaft and balls down between their legs, then mooning someone.

That fucking faggot Jason, gave us a Monkey Pussy.

by King January 22, 2004

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monkey bowls

small bowls used at restaurants to serve side-dishes and dipping sauce. called monkey bowls because they look as if they are used to serve the brain of a monkey.

"T, where the hell are all the goddamn monkey bowls?!?!"

by pooperbean June 28, 2007

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Monkey Rocker

the Monkey Rocker is basically a cahir that has sex with you, you sit down on the dildo and it penetrates you into your anal orriphus, depending if your a guy or girl, it is meant for both sexes.

hey, i bought this Monkey Rocker for $799.99, wanna try it out?

by A disestablishmenatarianzed May 27, 2009

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