‘Johns dad’ is a common saying for anyone who part takes in the noncing of children, mainly their own son.
Any random bald man over 50 could be called a ‘Johns dad’ also.
Any random bald man over 50 could be called a ‘Johns dad’ also.
by ILoveYouJohn August 26, 2018
Get the johns dad mug.a john preyra is one of those scam callers who asks to clean your ducts and if you want the new Punjabi newspaper. hes always smelling like curry and his pro cricket team is worse than the Pakistanis ammeter kid league. his pm didn't even get a visa. LOL. for some reason he likes to right on water( must be an Indian thing) and still rides an elephant to school. these people still live in there mothers basement until there mother dies( usually around 59). its pretty sad. we all wonder what that red dot on his head is for and he can teach tantrik yoga. "its basi cally like slumdog millionaire right?" that's what they say because for eternity there stuck thinking like life is a soap opera. if you put a cheese burger in-front of him, he kneels and bows.
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I once saw him (John Wick) kill three men in a bar with a pencil. A fuuocking pencil. Who the fouck can do that?
I once saw him (John Wick) kill three men in a bar with a pencil. A fuuocking pencil. Who the fouck can do that?
Russian1: Nice ride she a 70?
John Wick:69.
*After talking this russian dude named viggo his son steals his h=car and killed his dog. Viggo at the beginning ¨talks¨ with John and then just annihilate his ass
John Wick:69.
*After talking this russian dude named viggo his son steals his h=car and killed his dog. Viggo at the beginning ¨talks¨ with John and then just annihilate his ass
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-an introverted person
-has cats
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-an introverted person
-has cats
-has an attractive voice and is handsome af
by freya nix June 7, 2021
Get the earl john mug.The sexiest main dancer of Esbinayntin. And a handsome and hot father of Kuro-chan. Amo of taga-manokan and known for his famous line " The covid will not get me today". And a sucessful CEO of his own clothing line in the near future.
by Sakurafleint June 7, 2021
Get the Felip John mug.Common /tttt/ slang, "John 50" (or "John, 50") is a term for trans women (MtFs) who transition late in life (lateshits and oldshits), particularly those who repress using any means they can think of before eventually caving as they realize they have to transition or they will either commit suicide because of or effectively become disabled by their gender dysphoria.
The original "John 50" was described in a paper entitled "Implications of Being Gender Dysphoric: A Developmental Review" by Anne Vitale, published in Gender and Psychoanalysis, An Interdisciplinary Journal, Vol. 6 No. 2, Spring 2001, and the term has become a shorthand for individuals who have had similar experiences and as a warning for repressors: how they might turn out as a direct result of their continued denial of their transness and/or staunch refusal to transition, especially for those who are in a position where transitioning is socially, legally, and financially feasible.
Thankfully, the original "John 50" has a happy ending, which makes the term two-pronged: a warning of what might happen if you do not transition, and how things could end if you do.
"Jane 50" and "Jane, 50" are the trans man/FtM equivalents to "John 50", though they receive significantly less usage among the denizens of /tttt/.
The original "John 50" was described in a paper entitled "Implications of Being Gender Dysphoric: A Developmental Review" by Anne Vitale, published in Gender and Psychoanalysis, An Interdisciplinary Journal, Vol. 6 No. 2, Spring 2001, and the term has become a shorthand for individuals who have had similar experiences and as a warning for repressors: how they might turn out as a direct result of their continued denial of their transness and/or staunch refusal to transition, especially for those who are in a position where transitioning is socially, legally, and financially feasible.
Thankfully, the original "John 50" has a happy ending, which makes the term two-pronged: a warning of what might happen if you do not transition, and how things could end if you do.
"Jane 50" and "Jane, 50" are the trans man/FtM equivalents to "John 50", though they receive significantly less usage among the denizens of /tttt/.
This picture has some serious John 50 energy.
Have you heard of John 50? It's not a tale that the trenders would tell you. Legend has it, there was a repper who, on a quest for infinite repression, discovered a way to repress life itself...
I wonder how many straight trans girls will have their husbands go John, 50 on them later in life.
Some people never get to be whole, or are happy in their John 50 rapehon life or Jane 50 pooner butch life. Being trans is pain, and every single person copes in a different way. Some do it by just telling no one and shouldering it until they die. Others break in their 60s.
Silly midshit, you're supposed to troon at 5 and get your parents to pay for everything, or at 45 with all the money you got from a male-passing paycheck and the emotional support of your wife and 3 kids (she pressured you into the last two because your dysphoria-induced panic attacks from the first pregnancy weren't enough for her) but you still get to be 5 years ahead of John 50!
Have you heard of John 50? It's not a tale that the trenders would tell you. Legend has it, there was a repper who, on a quest for infinite repression, discovered a way to repress life itself...
I wonder how many straight trans girls will have their husbands go John, 50 on them later in life.
Some people never get to be whole, or are happy in their John 50 rapehon life or Jane 50 pooner butch life. Being trans is pain, and every single person copes in a different way. Some do it by just telling no one and shouldering it until they die. Others break in their 60s.
Silly midshit, you're supposed to troon at 5 and get your parents to pay for everything, or at 45 with all the money you got from a male-passing paycheck and the emotional support of your wife and 3 kids (she pressured you into the last two because your dysphoria-induced panic attacks from the first pregnancy weren't enough for her) but you still get to be 5 years ahead of John 50!
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