A pornstar who will cum inside of you at the very sight of each other, your bra will come off as soon as he looks at it. Your bed may be black now but after he gets on you it will be white forever. His massive horse cock which will not fit in your mouth and his muscly abs that you will want to suck forever. His mum has already taken him so you cant get on him yet. 69 times is his cum record for one day and is the winner of the Guinness World Record for the longest cum shot 21 year running with a massive 69 meters.

Oh my Gosh, look its TED HILL oh wait, IM NAKED AAAHHH.

TED HILL by Ejaculator machine November 3, 2020

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Morgan Hill

A town down in California were all there is to do is go to the movies and the bowling alley. Everyone thinks there hard but they no they are really just pussies. if u live there you probably no this cop named Pennyton that gives everyone tickets. everyone smokes weed. its not a very fun place to live...

Morgan Hill blows...

Morgan Hill by lucky_sho8 May 21, 2011

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Long Hill Township, New Jersey

A Small township in Central New Jersey made up of four smaller towns; Millington, Stirling, Gillette, and Meyersville. The town mainly consists of rich and old people. About 90% of the people in Long Hill smoke pot. Some partake in the smoking of marijuana daily. In fact, Long Hill, New Jersey is the weed capital of the nearby areas, including warren, Berkley heights, wachung, green brook, and basking ridge. The best places to smoke weed are hidden in the forests, due to LH's high amount of foliage. Everyone in Long Hill pretty much has the same style, likes the same music, and watches the same shows. Popular sports in LH include baseball, football, and lacrosse. Long Hill kids go to High School at Watchung Hills Regional High School. Long Hill kids tend to be the most popular there, and tend to stick together. All LHers take on a vow as soon as they move into LH to uphold the LH value, and some take it as far as tattoos and flashings of the LH gang sign (Using the right hand to make an "L" with the pointer and thumb, place your pointer and middle finger of your left hand on the right hand thumb to create an LH gang sign). Popular hang out spots include Marcellos II, Dorseys, Cumberland Farms (Country Farms), Hilltop, Stewars, Burger King, Valley Mall, Dunkin Donuts, and various places throughout the town that are good for sitting down, and ripping on a bong, bowl, pipe, blunt (a preference by many LHers), joint, vape, or spliff. Long Hill may just be the greatest town ever.

LH#1 "Whats good bro? yo CODing it up today?"
LH#2 "Hell Yeah! Me and my bros are gonna rip a few blunts then play mad xbox."
LH#1 "Dude go talk to ______. He's got madddddd purple"
LH#2 "Aight sick bro"

..... Later......
LH#2 " Yo bro i hear you got the purply sticky sticky"
LHDealer#1 "Yeah son, how much u need?"
LH#2 "three dimes, and if you can hit speedy for a few duchies i need like 2"
LHDealer#1 "Sure yo, i have dutches on me. And 3 for 50$ on those bags"

..... Even Later.....

LH#2 "Aight bro lets roll these blunts. Grind that shit up"
LH#3 "Of course, Yo lets get that Cudi playing"

..... After Blunts have been passed, and finished through roach kills....

LH #2 "..........."
LH #3 "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude"
LH #2 "Dont talk. Dont talk. i think i cant feel my hands"
LH #3 " akakakgagagagahahahahahaha broooooo man duuuuuude immmm sooooooooo ripped."
LH #2 "Of course, you're in Long Hill Township, New Jersey."

Long Hill Township, New Jersey by scared sox December 7, 2010

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tower hill

Very small co-educational private school founded in 1919 with the ugliest kids in Delaware, good.

Tower Hill, more like Suck Hill.

tower hill by nobody March 3, 2005

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