Asian Grandpa

A fucking dumbass cook who likes touching you and loves singing some moaning shit like "AYYYYYYYYYYYOAH!" They typically live with you and your parents and don't give a shit about your life. Asian Grandpas would typically wear a polo t-shirt outside during the summer and would always wear tank tops at home. During the winter they would wear cashmere vests and long sleeve t-shirt found in Costco.

"You have such an Asian Grandpa"

by AsianChan69 September 1, 2020

Smoking Grandmother

A person who is very stubborn and just won't quit. Either very determined or very lazy.

Man, this guy just won't stop. He's like a Smoking Grandmother.

by Rybread24 January 1, 2021

kaydens grandmother

A hot fucking milf.

Dang bro, shes a real Kaydens Grandmother.

by Kaydens brother December 13, 2021

sugar granddaddy

Your sugar mamma's sugar daddy.

Syd: My sugar granddaddy gave me 1000 bucks to jump in a pool.
Chichi: Bitch, I pushed you in that pool! I'm yo' suga mamma!
Sugar Granddaddy: Girl, you can have whateva you like.

by Skiy May 2, 2009

Your Grandpap a Trap

Your Grandpap a Trap is the worst insult that overpowers even your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny combined! Only use in dire situations because if it is used, the insulted will die on the spot

John: Your mom gay lol!
Fredrick: Your grandpap a trap.
John: Nooooo! (Dies)

by Storm_15 April 14, 2018

Grandmas Tongue

When you slip your balls sack out of your pants and give your friends a look at her wrinkled tongue.

Anyone wanna see "Grandmas Tongue"?

by J Barracho June 16, 2012

Grandpa Yahr

An old individual who is running low on viagra and is in need of any type of sexual activity. The most often is anal sex.

Wow. That guy looks like he could be a grandpa yahr.

Did a grandpa yahr call you last night?

by protector of youth June 26, 2009