fairy pillow

the cum soaked pillow of a homosexual male.

emilio passed out so we gave him a fairy pillow...

by fairypillow February 20, 2011

Embryo Fairy

A night-time fairy, similiar to the tooth fairy, who comes in the middle of the night to remove unwanted embryos and replace them with condoms.

Dude, the embryo fairy totally came last night, check out all these Trojan condoms I got!

by G to the unit January 15, 2008

Hairy Bear Fairy

The mystical spirit of facial hair, who often wakes up prejudiced towards a type or types of facial hair or lack there of and causes physical, emotional, or mental harm to those he wakes up prejudiced to.

"Dude, I wasn't gunna shower this morning before class, but the Hairy Bear Fairy woke up prejudiced towards lumberjack beards, and mine was unruly and unsightly. So in order to more thoroughly impress the ladies, I showered and tended to my lumberjack beard to appease the Hairy Bear Fairy. You wanna be on his good side man..."

by Fonzi Winkler April 23, 2008

Dinkles the magical fairy

A gay little queer who currently resides in N-Dub(North Weymouth) who skips and jumps across town to jonathan senicles house, where he touches boners and sticks his gay queer dinky in Jonathans dirty gay little fairy-like butthole.

Dinkles the Magical Fairy skipped and jumped across town to Jonathan Senicles house where he touched boners and rammed his gay little cock up senicles gay fairy-like butthole

by Kai Mitchell October 2, 2006

Nazi School Fairy

A term used to insult people, refering to homosexual nazi school girls.

Phil: Pat you suck!
Pat:Yah well, you're a nazi school fairy!

by Pat8969 September 22, 2005

beer fairy

Like most dorm mates or people who live accross the hall in an appartment complex, these lucky individuals drink themselves into a state where they mentally and physically become gay. They will hump everyday friends, maliciously. Straight by day, gay by beer. Around these people watch your brews and your cornholes.

Oh for shits sake, Cowboy's humping Kevin again.

by the captain May 13, 2005

Fairy Floss

Female pubic hair; a term used by old, crusty, but good natured women to describe the process of puberty to young women, putting them at ease and not offending them with more vulgar words.

Don't worry my dear, fairy floss won't hurt you.
Olivia, you better think about your fairy floss before going outside, don't you think?
I have my fairy floss caught, grandma!

by Moobs March 14, 2003