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fapcrastinate

I needed to tidy my room but i fapcrastinate too much
by Saozen February 9, 2013
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fapuary

The month of February, where one spends time alone fapping instead of getting girls, especially on February 14th.
Person: I'm gonna masturbate during fapuary, who cares about girls?
by AlexSpanker February 7, 2018
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fapinux

The act of using any *nix, including Unix, Linux, BSD, and other great works of art, to fap to your heart's content, knowing that it is impossible for the web browser to "infect" your computer with a Virus.
10 IQ porn addict: I use a fapindowton to fap because Microsoft makes the best products and Windows 10 is the best.
80 IQ porn addict: I use a fapintosh to fap so I don't get viruses and so that only Apple tracks my fetish habits.
110 IQ porn addict: I created a fapinux distro to optimize and automate fapping in my workflow. It is based on Talis Linux, and uses the TOR network for porn browsing, but I added init scripts to automatically pull up random porn websites and use facial recognition to select random pictures and videos of specific desired pornstars. I posted it to Github and Sourceforge to assist fellow fappers and promote the sanctity and holiness of the open-source movement. Now, every time I need dopamine, I just boot into fapinux and get busy in under 25 seconds. Who can say they have a more optimized workflow? Hmm? All those who dare to challenge me shall kneel before their lord, and likewise, I shall kneel before my lord, Richard Stallman.
by Bad C dev February 24, 2021
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fapworthy

A person, place or thing worthy of masturbation.
I saw your mom yesterday, and I have to say... she is all kinds of fapworthy.

Your Lamborghini is totally fapworthy.
by Hollywood... November 10, 2007
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fapparatus

Apparutus used by the male to cause ejaculation. These devices must cause stimulation directly to the male genitaelia otherwise they are not defined as fapparatus which only attains pleasuring using the penis.
"My hand just ain't doing it for me so I've got some new fapparatus to help me!"
by p2ych0 February 21, 2008
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FAPPAGE

That to which one faps. The object of ones masurbatory desires. noun.
The interweb contains a vast amount of serious fappage.
by IndigoRed September 3, 2007
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fapama porn laden

The title awarded to one that is so good at fapping to porn that they can stealthily achieve this task with family members within 20 feet of their fap-facility
Oh man I fapped so hard last night

weren't your parents home? and dont you live in a one room shack?

Yeah but im fapama porn laden...
by billybobthorton543534 July 7, 2010
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