FAP

Someone who is a fat autistic princess

Omg did you see what tony just did lmfao? FAP!

by Bryan Rarber March 29, 2023

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panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.

Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out

by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021

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father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.

Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

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Buddha Fap

Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.

I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.

by ^^!$#@ February 3, 2023

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Fap

How suburban white boys who play tennis and Lacrosse and get brand new cars for their 16th birthday say jacking off.

Hey Hubert you coming to tennis lessons today?

Yeah, right after I fap.

by Fatdickmcstuffins July 25, 2019

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Another month in which guys must fap 2 times a day NO MATTER WHAT they must it's man kinds destiny to do this if you have a good stable relationship well TO BAD fap fap to your hearts content no matter what your mom and dad say YOU MUST FAP!!

Guy 1: It's almost Fap February we must be prepared men.
All The Men: WE WILL COMPLETE OUR DESTINY!!

by The Holy Salad November 2, 2019

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