10 o'clock rush

When every bathroom stall is occupied in a workplace, due to employees saving their bowel movements for excretion during company time.

Employee 1: "Man I'm going to shit my pants! I need to take a huge dump and every stall is being used!"

Employee 2: "10 o'clock rush... just shit in the urinal."

by Wildfire83 September 21, 2011

24-hour clock

The world standard for telling time that the US is too stupid an unadaptive to use. Eliminates the need for AM and PM.

Germany uses a 24-hour clock.

by nilethe146 June 2, 2014

Steve o'clock

Precisely four o'clock, United Kingdom local time. There are an increasing number of voices amongst the scientific community for this measure to be used for Coordinated Universal Time (UTC) instead of the highly precise atomic clocks used today, as it has been shown to be far more reliable and accurate.

When are you working tomorrow?

Oh, I'm on 8 'til Steve o'clock.

Cool. I'll come and pick you up at around half Steve then.

by mavdav June 28, 2016

Canadian alarm clock

When you are awoken by someone giving you a blowjob, followed by them mounting you.

This morning your mom gave me a canadian alarm clock, and I almost gave you a brother, you tit-fucker.

by JohnnySage August 18, 2019

Blizzy O’Clock

Time to smoke a blunt

“Yo Alex roll dat shit up , it’s blizzy o’clock.”

by jkennelley October 8, 2019

Biological Clock

A common excuse that women may use to guilt their significant other into marriage. More effective in a strong New Jersey accent, as portrayed by Marisa Tomei. This phrase originates from the 1992 comedy "My Cousin Vinny".

boyfriend: What's wrong?
girlfriend: The bills are late, we're out of Special K, 'My So-Called Life' was just canceled, and my biological clock is TICKING like THIS!

by Vamptastic May 4, 2009

strawberry clock

The self-proclaimed King of the Portal. He leads a band of animators known as the Clock Crew.

Strawberry Clock is the king of the portal.

by The Zebu September 9, 2003