JohnnySage's definitions

Canadian alarm clock

When you are awoken by someone giving you a blowjob, followed by them mounting you.

This morning your mom gave me a canadian alarm clock, and I almost gave you a brother, you tit-fucker.

by JohnnySage August 18, 2019

Do you like to sing your ABCs?

A slang term used to insultingly call someone stupid to their face without directly offending them.

Jeff: does something really stupid
Me: do you like to sing your ABCs?

by JohnnySage November 14, 2019