4 definitions by Vamptastic
The idea that a woman should not wear diamonds before the age of forty. Based on Holly Golightly's motto in Breakfast at Tiffany's, played by Audrey Hepburn.
girl #1: Check out those diamonds! You should get them, you just got your sweet sixteen B-Day money!
girl #2: No way, I live by the Holly Golightly Philosophy.
girl #2: No way, I live by the Holly Golightly Philosophy.
by Vamptastic February 23, 2009
A common excuse that women may use to guilt their significant other into marriage. More effective in a strong New Jersey accent, as portrayed by Marisa Tomei. This phrase originates from the 1992 comedy "My Cousin Vinny".
boyfriend: What's wrong?
girlfriend: The bills are late, we're out of Special K, 'My So-Called Life' was just canceled, and my biological clock is TICKING like THIS!
girlfriend: The bills are late, we're out of Special K, 'My So-Called Life' was just canceled, and my biological clock is TICKING like THIS!
by Vamptastic May 5, 2009
guy 1: Hey man, wanna go to Gold's and lift some more weights?
guy 2: No way bro, I've already got fritterback.
guy 2: No way bro, I've already got fritterback.
by Vamptastic February 27, 2009
A manicorn that is still growing up, thus called a teenicorn. Prime examples of teenicorns are characters portrayed by Michael Cera. Other such examples are Keith (Eric Stoltz) from "Some Kind of Wonderful", Jake Ryan (Michael Schoeffling) from "Sixteen Candles", and Chris (River Phoenix) from "Stand By Me".
by Vamptastic October 17, 2008