Fapping

Fapping is 2 words combined.

Yapping and Facting; When you are yapping but you are still spitting facts = fapping

*2 people in an argument*

person 1: How am I wrong? I'm legit fapping in your face!

person 2: I can't take all of this fapping you win...

by lismsosa December 6, 2023

schrödinger's fap

A fap that is not witnessed by a second party.

A fap either did or did not occur due to quantum entanglement - schrödinger's fap

by Fausnaught April 7, 2015

WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when you jerk and some comes out but not all so your jerking it with your own nut on it

“Ahhh man I accidentally WETTY fapped allllllll over my girlfriends dad

by Nigger808 March 26, 2023

panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.

Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out

by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021

FAP

Someone who is a fat autistic princess

Omg did you see what tony just did lmfao? FAP!

by Bryan Rarber March 29, 2023

fap nap

When a guy masturbates in bed.

I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

Cover Fap

When you are doing something bad or illegal in your room, masturbating very loudly so the people in the next room won't come in.

Oh man I just smoked so much weed.

Crap my parents are home! Better do a cover fap so they don't come in

by PintSizeSlash3r April 15, 2011