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Drumming Fingers 

Drumming Fingers is caused by repeatedly strumming your fingers on a guitar in the beginning stages of learning how to play. (Adjective) Descriptive name of indented lines on the tips of the fingers; where the strummer used them the most. Fingers as a (Noun) describing the adjective
Jamie was playing her guitar for hours. Low and behold, she ended up with Drumming Fingers again. I’ll bet she will be careful next time and wear guitar gloves.
Drumming Fingers by LuckyStar2011 January 7, 2012
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someone who hangs out with musicians.

All the definitions I have seen so far are written by drummers, or people who thinks the stereotype is false, but...

dude, drummers don't have real notes. Any dumbshit can tell difference between a quarter note and a whole note. A guitarist on everything known to man, that sees the iguanas in their eyeballs, can keep in time.

Drummers are necessary in bands, but so are microphones, and neither are musicians.
Drummer: Dude, you're such an junkie. You can't even read your notes, keep in time or do anything, shit head.

Guitarist: I can read my notes, but more than that, I have notes. You have the timing for your instrument, and nothing else. You don't play a tuned instrument, and no one even fucking knows your name. There's a reason that no one knows your name, and it's not because everyone's conspiring against you to keep drummers down.

Drummer:...

Guitarist: Here, take one of these. It'll help.

*Guitarist hands drummer a pill.*

Drummer: What is it?

Guitarist: Does it matter?
Drummer by bornless May 23, 2009
Related Words

drumline 

another name for your house phone(land-line)
oi blud bell me on ma drumline
drumline by ATTEROL February 20, 2004
Old German word meaning Trump Card. It was commonly used by Hitlers higher echelon to describe seemingly well thought out military tactics
#MakeAmericaGreatAgain will be our slogan, it will be our Drumpf.
Drumpf by Magnitha July 28, 2016
The worst and most insulting insult ever. Drummer is used as a word to describe the most stupid, most retarted, most unimportant humans and/or living things that ever existed.
Person A: Oh my gosh did you just run into a parked car?
Person B: Yes I thought it would feel good.
Person A: You're a drummer!
Person B: I'm sorry (sigh), i was too stupid to play bass...
drummer by Renji MB August 4, 2008
a drummer is the backbone of a band but always thinks he is the best person in the hole world because he thinks he has talent
and he is always a dickhole
a, hey do you know john
b, yeah i hate him he thinks hes so cool
a, why what do you mean
b, hes a drummer
drummer by nobodys cool April 10, 2009

Drumline 

Part of a Marching Band/Drum Corp that is related to the front ensemble or pit. Consisted of people who think they are cool because they can backstick... loudest players in the band... get the most crap from director... annoying bad asses?
Dude the drumline is dirty. What else is new?

I'm in the drumline so im going to try to play 4 times faster than the cadence is suppose to be so it can sound like crap!
Drumline by OldSchoolDrummin15 December 21, 2008