a thousand years of death

When you get down on your knees being your girl, put your hands together and extend your pointer and middle fingers on both hands and yell A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH then jam your fingers into her asshole.

Guy: A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH

Girl: oh yeah babe that's the spot

by Kikashi April 23, 2018

black death

Bubonic plagues that ravaged the known world during the 1340's.

Black death killed millions of Asians and europeans.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

death threat

A threat on someones life made by another.

Person 1: I will kill you if you don't give me a hug.
Person 2: Okay okay... Death threat much...

by Silth November 4, 2013

Death Cumming

While you're cumming some kills you or you kill yourself. The most intense orgasm you will ever have

Person 1: Oh man! That dude died during some wicked death cumming!
Person 2: Lucky! He got to experience the most intense orgasm ever!

by WithinTheWalls October 16, 2008

Death Wank

A death wank involves cutting off the brain’s oxygen supply while simultaneously masturbating furiously. Participants either report a heightened sexual pleasure, or collapse and die.

More commonly referred to by its scientific name Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation, death wanking is particularly popular among celebrity circles.

How did that newsreader die?

He had a death wank.

by jryze March 12, 2010

brown screen of death

When someone defecates on the keyboard of your brand new macbook and closes the lid.

My room mate is late with rent so I gave him the brown screen of death while he was at work.

by The Eighth Empire February 2, 2008

Lesbian bed death

The point at which a lesbian has so many rescue dogs in there bed it is no longer possible for them to engage is sex acts with one another

They are just fostering that lab-pit mix but it will lead to lesbian bed death if he dosnt get adopted soon.

by Gmetz32 February 12, 2021