Child porn

You are a pedophile. And you know it.

Child porn is what you watch.

by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020

Iraqi children

Children living in the country of Iraq. These children now have the opportunity to do whatever our fantastic society allows us to do, or better, they have:
- until the new free government becomes as dictatorial as the previous one (if not worse);
- if the fact of having possibly lost their homes, families, friends, limbs doesn't create them particular problems;
- until they aren't killed in one of the daily attacks by the terrorist who are now rampaging uncontrollably in the whole country;
- until a particularly scared/nervous/unexperienced soldier who liberated them shoots them by error.

Who was ever giving a damn about the Iraqi children before the war? The excuse were the feared weapons of mass destruction. Then, after no WMD were found, the excuse became "Hey, we liberated the poor people from the bad guy! (And we sold them to the terrorist)"

by Kerrigan May 16, 2005

Children

Things that suck you of life, and sponge up all your money.

Children, and why you shouldn't have them:

Lisa: Hey!, are you going to Chris's get together party this weekend?

Amy: No, sorry, i have to take care of the kids.

Lisa: Ok. Wanna do down to the pub and buy a few drinks/cocktails?

Amy: I would have loved to, but i had to buy the kids new clothes, groceries, and pay the Daycare fees and School tuitions.

Lisa: Oh...

by Erik/Raoul April 9, 2010

children of the corn

CoC for short. What could have been potentially ''the best rap group of all time''. Harlem based consisting of friends Killa Cam, Ma$e, Bloodshed, McGruff and the founder Big-L. Recorded there material in the early 90's. You would own one of there cds if bloodshed and big-l didn't die.

''have you got the children of the corn mixtape''
''no''
''well go get it or at least download it''

by dave 1 January 9, 2006

child time

child time is the term invented by Fabiano Agosti which describes the time when a child needs to go to sleep!!!

It's Child Time, go to sleep...

by rickyrockyrooo November 5, 2010

child support

The thing you have to sign up for nine months after you came early.

"I came early in my girlfriend today. Creampie!" -Rick

"Ask me how it feels in nine months when she's paying child support." -Wilson

"Nah, she's getting an abortion." -Rick

by Albert Freidstein IV January 10, 2016

Children

(Subway)Jared's favorite pass time. ;)

Jared likes his Children small and helpless.

by Idiot801 November 11, 2016